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No, please, nothing fancy. An ad-supported-tier funeral is good enough.

Before telescopes if they wanted to see faraway stuff they’d have to build it way bigger

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False alarm, sir. One guy was just making explosion sounds with his mouth.

We can achieve sustainability with my new waterwheel-powered gun

If there's one thing I know it's what's best for everyone

Judging by the bite marks it looks like we have a vampire with, uh, braces

The only thing we have to fear is list of phobias Wikipedia dot com full list of phobias

It’s all true. None of it.

[wheelbarrow honk] ride’s here man

Eating leftunders the couch

Slicing my jaw clean off with monofilament dental floss

The simple summer pleasure of taking your foot off the gas and sticking it out the sunroof

Man, phonies are never what you think

Silently handing my a wife a printout of her roadmap and shaking my head. Q3 is circled.

Relaxed fit coffins

You can save a lot of time if you dunk your feet beforehand

I don’t think these four blankets are enough to stop the Five Blanket Fucker

All this avuncular shit is so uncle coded

Beware the battle of danger

Shot a squirrel and got 14 leather??

The average quality of crapola is no good!

Know him? I’ve had it up to HERE with the muffin man

Honestly i think it’s “good” that some people “get handjobs”

My name is Barbara Wire, but you might know me better as Babs

Hey man it was great catching up and the subtitles did a pretty good job of capturing the sentiment

Unveily: Your one-stop shop for unveilings

Barge reviews
Starter barge
Good barge for new bargers

If you left yourself logged in at the computer lab in 2002 I can’t wait to show you the life I’ve built for you

I was getting jostled