climp

Wait shit I don’t think skeletons can actually drown

There, the tomb is sealed and shall remain so for all eternity. Unless someone matches three symbols with clues found in the room.

I also made :what: but that never got popular when I was around

they’re letting the Duke’s son whack at the sheaves with a false scythe

Thanks, I made it

Hijinks when a cave bear attacks and he accidentally grabs his pillow

The wary caveman sleeps with a rock under his pillow

they're making a uhh. they're making uhh *reads notes* Ok they're making a uhhhh

Ok that's one idea and I get it, we all get it. Smart. But...what if we put money *in* the bank instead?

Turning over a sandwich to read the reviews

Traditionally a carriage is between a man and a horse

Shit the gate agent is measuring everyone's bindle

Hammurabi man stop bringing me teeth. I'm not trading.

That's one way to arrange your megaliths, I guess

Man once this cliff erodes I'm *definitely* falling into the sea

Next time I'm in Chicago in going to check out O'Hare

The worst part about packing is having to put your belongings in small containers

My destitute father apprenticed me to LensCrafters

Constantly being asked "Why are you here?" is easily the worst thing about prison.

Tfw someone at the party is sporting the same carbuncles as you 🥴

Oh that was a structural hangnail

Ten powerful Obama quotes that will save your marriage

I'm being recognized for my contributions to the problem

Crouching down to tie my shoe and accidentally going prone

I will do a roundhouse kick check swing on anyone who goes “hog wild”

She got that wattle and daub

Wish me lunch

Bug medicine.

The sleeper has become the sleeped

Nintendoes what Genesisn't. That's as close as we're going to get sir.