@climp.bsky.social
.·´¯`·.·★ ★·.·`¯´·. Microsoft excel
“International phonetic alphabet”
03.02.2026 19:26 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Spaghetti pronunciation”
03.02.2026 19:26 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Hiding the phone from your date while you discreetly google “spaghetti”
03.02.2026 19:11 — 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Glum kids on a bare slope love to see me roll up with a bucket of gravel marked “emergency scree”
03.02.2026 16:32 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1I know the harvest festival is important and all but what if we tried something new? What if we took a little blood from a lot of people instead of a lot of blood from me?
02.02.2026 21:17 — 👍 35 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0Who will slow them down? That's right: the american taxpayer
30.01.2026 21:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Scientists to accelerate more particles? A fed up public says "enough is enough"
30.01.2026 18:56 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0[Engineer] Sir, users keep typing the word “a n d.” what could it be?
[Tim Cook] Ava
[Tim Cook] Abs
[Tim Cook] Ana
Hey man give me your coordinates. I’m not going to mess you or anything i just need your exact position on earth.
29.01.2026 04:35 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My only skill is constructing wet paper bags big enough for me to crawl into.
29.01.2026 01:54 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In 1994 Tom Hanks made movie history playing the groundbreaking role of Tim Robbins in The Shawshank Redemption
29.01.2026 01:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Poor display of jockeying if you ask me
28.01.2026 02:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It should come as no surprise to fans that the winner of this year's Kentucky Derby was, once again, a horse
28.01.2026 02:00 — 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Watch your hand man that self destruct button really only destroys the button
27.01.2026 02:47 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0(17th century nephew to scottish unc): have you got james on your throne
23.01.2026 19:47 — 👍 92 🔁 24 💬 1 📌 1Oh sure let’s match those symbols to the ones on the pillar. That’s your answer to everything.
23.01.2026 05:20 — 👍 187 🔁 44 💬 0 📌 2Hey man your smile just lights up the room and that's going to get you killed
22.01.2026 21:18 — 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I’m not mad I’m just angry
22.01.2026 05:18 — 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Excuse me but that’s no way to address a quarter finalist
21.01.2026 21:35 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Night is one of the top ten times to sleep
21.01.2026 05:55 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My teeth don't need an assistant
20.01.2026 19:58 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey I’m going to head out to the Museum of Standing Around Awkwardly with my…well i guess i wouldn’t exactly call them “friends”
20.01.2026 15:24 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0While i was sleeping someone picked all the pepperoni off my shirt and ate it
19.01.2026 04:45 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons
17.01.2026 04:31 — 👍 2675 🔁 545 💬 32 📌 10Mom’s famous fizzy rice 😋
17.01.2026 03:11 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Boss making me stay late to do fractions.
16.01.2026 14:48 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Doc it hurts when I do this *drunkenly texts ex gf from high school*
15.01.2026 04:17 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Doc it hurts when I do this *roundhouse kicks the dental x-ray arm*
15.01.2026 03:54 — 👍 35 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0I'm like the beverly hillbillies but with your blood
14.01.2026 01:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The original Star Wars script called for light sabers five inches long. That’s plenty. That’s a lot actually.
13.01.2026 01:24 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
