ewing is my middle name

WEAPONS 2

Its as clear as the evangelicals who, turns out, care nothing about Jesus’ message. I hope if we get through this we no longer invite all these frauds to the table of ideas

Cops have an incredible opportunity to actually protect and serve right now. Not optimistic they’ll rise to that occasion but man if there was ever a moment to fix 100 years of bad publicity it’s right here for the taking.

This was one of early hitlers most popular messages, the glorification of motherhood as ultimate nationalism. Difference was women were rarely celebrated then so something was way better than nothing. Realize the plan now is to copy-paste literal nazi agendas but not sure this one will hit the same.

We were all so mad he was Christian. Narrator: no one ever thought he was Christian

It’s not really that funny but right wingers clogging airwaves about participation trophies then licking the boot of a guy who actually, oddly, insanely, loves and believes in participation trophies more than anyone on earth over 10 years old, well i can’t help but chuckle

Man that’s some good writing. Wow

Jesus that was so good

Tell that to the court martial

Well now you just sound like a leftist agitator

The White House would already have a sign out front: MVP. Stop denying him his rightful award

Can you imagine how much he would talk about hitting .600 with no strike outs???? What a champ! How are we depriving him this?

Ok trying to play along and maybe this is the point you were making. I can barely understand how Tucker is that beloved. I can barely understand how Prine isn’t more beloved.

Buddy he would talk about winning that year of coach pitch for weeks

I don’t get this connection at all but I … support it? Prine is already there.

Let’s start a line at the White House of old trophies we can give the decrepit leader to distract him from killing ppl. I have a sweet 2nd place egg toss ribbon I’m willing to donate. He’d love to claim he was good at egg toss.

i would hope so but who knows anymore.

ive been waiting for this. feels big.

iws there a go fund me for the ford worker?

we shan't

just asking questions! Thanking!

"family dinner" hahahahaha

yeah i cancelled my sub with the times not too long ago, in light of recent events, but also in light of reading the power broker and realizing these fools have been fronting for fascists all along

the number of dudes I went to battle for that i now am just dumbfounded by is staggering. I was wrong 9/10 times apparently. these fools are such losers.

Abigail Adams for instance. What an ungrateful b.

so she gets to do columbo and rockford?

It’s so good

Celebrating 250 years of freedom. Minus the 100 of slavery.

Me too and boy dead heads have told me that is the wrong answer lol

Well I hope it gets a longer run in theaters now! Its leaving Thursday as of now and I can’t get there and need another week please please please