Kevin Noël Cron

Floating point gender.

'Edible' is short for 'Edwardible'

Goddamn. What a sobering and poignant piece of conceptual art. What an amazing artist.

Just saw a Buc-ee's shirt at F Meyer in Fairbanks this week. I am always amazed at the Beaver's reach.

so when you…

• force this tech on most everyone

• block it from acknowledging trans people even exist

• remove lgbtq people from human rights reporting & allow ICE to conceal info on trans people in custody

…it seems like a good time for cis folks to stop considering political “compromises.”

YouTube video by Vulf Vulfmon - Valk

As marching band season approaches I hereby remind all those band members and directors that this song exists:

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Genie: 3 Rules: - No wishing for death - No falling in love - No bring back dead people Wisher: I want Reese's cups to moan when I take their little panties off. Genie: There are 4 rules.

Kafkaeqsue.

If there's one thing I know about haters; they hate their own chagrin.

I met a player at my LGS who I only ever saw playing Bant decks.

They had a variety of decks and played several different formats, but only ever with Bant colors.

When I asked them why they never played black or red, they sighed wistfully and said "Well, I'd love to, but I'm Rakdos intolerant."

Key sections of the US Constitution deleted from government's website | TechCrunch Internet sleuths say the U.S. Constitution's website is now missing key sections from its website, including a key legal provision relating to habeas corpus, which protects citizens from unlawful dete...

Well here's a weird one...

Key sections from the U.S. Constitution have gone missing from the U.S. government's official website, including sections 8 through 10, which include legal provisions like habeas corpus (aka due process). The White House hasn't commented.

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@MattWalshBlog let the following bullshit fall out of his mouth hole: “Remember when they spent years telling us to panic over the hole in the ozone layer and then suddenly just stopped talking about it and nobody ever mentioned the ozone layer” and then @DKThomp cast the appropriate side eye with this: “What happened is scientists discovered chlorofluorocarbons were bad for the ozone, countries believed them, the Montreal Protocol was signed, and CFC use fell by 99.7%, leading to the stabilization of the ozone layer, perhaps the greatest example of global cooperation in history.”

relevant

@edhrec.com do you offer insights into a non-commander card's use across brackets? That is, what portion of bracket 2, 3, 4 decks is this card in?

'If I owned this place and Hell, I'd rent this place out and live in Hell.' - The Chronicles of Riddick Toombs: [Talking about Crematoria] If I owned this place and Hell, I'd rent this place out and live in Hell.

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Nice! Yes, I played my share of Rending Vines in the day.

Not original, no. Too much has changed since then (2005) regarding the context and communities in which I play.

I do have this Glissa together since release, however:

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Ooh, sweet. Color me jelly.

Something, something, live long enough to become something.

Hold on! Can we talk about this lotus bag? Did you purchase this or create it?

<Filmjoy Voice> But did you knoooow?...

Lich BBBB Enchantment You lose all life. If you gain life later in the game, instead draw one card from your library for each life. For each point of damage you suffer, you must destroy one of your cards in play. Creatures destroyed in this way cannot be regenerated. You lose if this enchantment is destroyed or if you suffer a point of damage without sending a card to the graveyard.

The first 5 (!) printings of the original Lich did not include the clause "You don't lose the game for having 0 or less life.", meaning that as soon as you resolve one, you lose the game!

We know what time it *really* is.

My monthly Reddit thread helping people with their manabases is up and running.

If you know anyone who might want input on their manabase, please share! Fair warning: I'm probably going to tell you to add more mana. 😊

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My latest monthly decklist for paid members: It's Raining Mm'menon!

This Bracket 4 combo deck can play a grindy value game. If you enjoy extreme card advantage and casting your entire library, this is the deck for you!

Check out the primer for a complete summary!

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I Photoshop Magic: The Gathering until I don't: Day 18

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This is incredible.