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CaptainWonkoTheSane

@captainles.bsky.social

Avid sailor. Pirate by ancestry. Also... USAF Vet, Big Tech guy, yacht design & maritime history enthusiast. Have been known to play a little blues guitar. If you sail please let me know - we've got a Starter Pack!

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Latest posts by captainles.bsky.social on Bluesky

That plate is giving such strong Cracker Barrel vibes...

10.11.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Come November of '26, the most important thing won't be voting out Republicans.

The assignment will be to vote out incumbents.

10.11.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not to mention, if Democrats participate in voting to reopen the government then they completely lose the "Trump shutdown" narrative. They assign themselves accountability by default.

This is bad politics and proves that Schumer sucks at the one thing he's supposed to be good at.

09.11.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting that among the targets along the NextGen timeline (I refuse to call it by that other name) is an initiative for operations at closely aligned parallel runways.

The problem that doesn't solve is this one - where the hurdle is entry into the airspace rather than the ability to depart EWR.

09.11.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the best ear. Nobody can grow an ear like Trump.

09.11.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The database includes all accidents and incidents for which a report exists or from which one will result. It is accurate to the day.

Find it yourself, I'm done playing games with you. I have no time for people who don't care about facts but desperately rely in their feels to form opinions.

09.11.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not one single accident has been the result of overworked controllers.

ATC has always been overworked, going back to Reagan. Staffing levels never recovered from the PATCO strike.

There are people who know more about this stuff than me (@chasingray.bsky.social), but I'm pretty good at it.

09.11.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a searchable FAA database. I highly recommend it.

The number of aviation accidents over time is a pretty smooth line, regardless of which comparative intervals you select. Overwhelmingly most of them are GA, the majority of those are pilot error and such things don't really change.

09.11.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And 1051 during the same period in 2024.

The ATC shortage is very much responsible for delays and cancellations. There have been no accidents attributable to a lack of controllers. The DCA midair was caused by stupid policy foisted on the FAA by Congress.

09.11.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Just this morning I scolded someone for posting the fake Duffy quote about air traffic controllers and then telling me "well, it sounds like something he could have said so it doesn't matter if it's made up".

There's far too much of that.

09.11.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And how many "crashes & near misses before the lock down" were there?

09.11.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is not a real quote

09.11.2025 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"He just had worms in his brain. Some people do."

Damn near perfect.

09.11.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We've all lived through Ken's plight.

For me it was an air-side bar at PHL, waiting for a British Air flight to London. The open seat next to me was taken by a young woman wearing a t-shirt that said 'Fluffer'.

I didn't know what that was.

So I asked.

And she explained it.

So very awkward.

08.11.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I am horrified at what this means re: how old I am...

08.11.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Margie is the only of the lot that has any brains.

Don't get me wrong, she's an absolute nightmare of a person and this is a total charade, but she's moving left in response to feedback from her district. She's the only republican actually doing what she's supposed to do.

She's playing the game.

08.11.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Why do conservatives have such low self-esteem? They're always afraid someone else is going to turn them gay or trans or Muslim or Furry or whatever...

07.11.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't recall ever hearing anything about Jeffrey Epstein trafficking young boys, but it would explain the shit outta Mike Johnson right now.

07.11.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ya know, I had a cardiac cath a while back and they gave me the Propofol-Fentanyl cocktail.

Highly recommend.

07.11.2025 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I have some very unpopular opinions adjacent to this sentiment.

There are far too many so-called Democrats who believe that the badge of liberalism is only bestowed upon those who have taken some kind of vow of poverty.

It's the political manifestation of "misery loves company".

07.11.2025 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that song. It's prominent on my faves playlist.

07.11.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Doctor" Oz predicts that every American will lose 400 lbs in the next year.

07.11.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was so fond of the last book I bought from you, which was nicely inscribed.

So I'm just blaming Amazon. 😁

07.11.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I bought this book from Amazon and it has arrived unsigned and now I’m kinda freaking out a little.

07.11.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He has absolutely zero instincts related to economics and finance.

07.11.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn't Oz a doctor of some sort?

No matter. RFK running out of the room is the funniest most Larry David thing ever.

06.11.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I've heard that taught before.

You shouldn't do it (I'm a former EMT). First of all, any perfusion gains would be minimal. Second, you don't know what's wrong with the patient and some conditions, particularly vascular hemorrhages - could be seriously aggravated.

Assess before moving.

06.11.2025 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Okay, so... what the fuck is this guy doing?

06.11.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn... it's almost as if that dude was trapped in a sinking car or something.

06.11.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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06.11.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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