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Gen X and still feral. Guardian of cosmic ideas. Me https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/feed/aaadnqkohsr5m Follow them https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/lists/3lgkvygppcf27

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Picture of a man, bald head, white goatee as his left hand resting slightly against his face and side of his forehead like he is thinking.

Picture of a man, bald head, white goatee as his left hand resting slightly against his face and side of his forehead like he is thinking.

Just me

24.10.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Another day, another thank fuck it’s Friday.

24.10.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank god for solar

24.10.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think my spicy sugar syrup is spicier today than when I made it and it’s so fucking good holy shit.

24.10.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Accidentally building the National Antifa Museum on the Whitehouse grounds will indeed be quite a legacy.

24.10.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this meeting could’ve been a free fall into a volcano

24.10.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good thing it’s electric

24.10.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you happen to hear what death whispered in your ear? β€œNot yet, your time will come, go back now and live a life of fun for you never know when death will come”

24.10.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Some people would’ve been better off as cum stains.

24.10.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m pretty sure that β€œNo Nut November” is a psyop made by incels.

24.10.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe more the merrier” ~ Maid Marion at the annual Sherwood Forest Potluck & Orgy, and that’s how Robin Hood’s gang got their nickname.

True story.

24.10.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I see you look at me, I will look back at you and make it awkward. I promise.

24.10.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Being a morning person has never made me feel so old.

24.10.2025 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s Friday, beasties. I think I’m gonna celebrate by not wearing a bra.

24.10.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Friday, freaks!

No plans for the weekend... might go up to makeout point by the lake and get stabby... dunno

Hope you plan something fun!

24.10.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d turn my ringer on for you

24.10.2025 10:36 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Restaurant called Midnight Snack that works like dim sum but instead of a cart there's a refrigerator at your table

24.10.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 147    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

You can make the darkest day better.

I was so lucky to find you.

24.10.2025 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pooping is a scam perpetuated by big toilet paper.

24.10.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Yesterday’s daydream could turn into today’s reality if you weren’t so lazy.

24.10.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yip

24.10.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

With things getting rougher I think I need a friend like HR Pufnstuf.

24.10.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think they’ve made a tissue yet that can handle my nose blowing.

24.10.2025 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well it’s Friday.

24.10.2025 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ«‚

24.10.2025 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I grew up on Sardines and saltines.

24.10.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not you! πŸ˜˜πŸ˜‚

24.10.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s more than most get πŸ₯΄

24.10.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My doctor prescribed me a big dose of vitamin D once a week.

I can’t say it without giggling like an adolescent.

24.10.2025 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Fine. I changed my AVI for Halloween.

24.10.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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