Picture of a man, bald head, white goatee as his left hand resting slightly against his face and side of his forehead like he is thinking.
Just me
24.10.2025 15:27 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@uffdada.bsky.social
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Picture of a man, bald head, white goatee as his left hand resting slightly against his face and side of his forehead like he is thinking.
Just me
24.10.2025 15:27 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Another day, another thank fuck itβs Friday.
24.10.2025 14:51 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Thank god for solar
24.10.2025 14:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think my spicy sugar syrup is spicier today than when I made it and itβs so fucking good holy shit.
24.10.2025 14:34 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Accidentally building the National Antifa Museum on the Whitehouse grounds will indeed be quite a legacy.
24.10.2025 14:34 β π 17 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0this meeting couldβve been a free fall into a volcano
24.10.2025 14:35 β π 14 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0Good thing itβs electric
24.10.2025 14:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Did you happen to hear what death whispered in your ear? βNot yet, your time will come, go back now and live a life of fun for you never know when death will comeβ
24.10.2025 14:24 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Some people wouldβve been better off as cum stains.
24.10.2025 13:12 β π 5 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm pretty sure that βNo Nut Novemberβ is a psyop made by incels.
24.10.2025 13:06 β π 68 π 7 π¬ 8 π 0βThe more the merrierβ ~ Maid Marion at the annual Sherwood Forest Potluck & Orgy, and thatβs how Robin Hoodβs gang got their nickname.
True story.
If I see you look at me, I will look back at you and make it awkward. I promise.
24.10.2025 13:09 β π 14 π 7 π¬ 0 π 0Being a morning person has never made me feel so old.
24.10.2025 13:08 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs Friday, beasties. I think Iβm gonna celebrate by not wearing a bra.
24.10.2025 12:17 β π 25 π 3 π¬ 5 π 0Happy Friday, freaks!
No plans for the weekend... might go up to makeout point by the lake and get stabby... dunno
Hope you plan something fun!
Iβd turn my ringer on for you
24.10.2025 10:36 β π 44 π 15 π¬ 4 π 1Restaurant called Midnight Snack that works like dim sum but instead of a cart there's a refrigerator at your table
24.10.2025 04:55 β π 147 π 14 π¬ 8 π 0You can make the darkest day better.
I was so lucky to find you.
Pooping is a scam perpetuated by big toilet paper.
24.10.2025 12:59 β π 92 π 30 π¬ 8 π 0Yesterdayβs daydream could turn into todayβs reality if you werenβt so lazy.
24.10.2025 13:01 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Yip
24.10.2025 12:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0With things getting rougher I think I need a friend like HR Pufnstuf.
24.10.2025 12:56 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt think theyβve made a tissue yet that can handle my nose blowing.
24.10.2025 12:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Well itβs Friday.
24.10.2025 12:51 β π 12 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0π«
24.10.2025 12:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I grew up on Sardines and saltines.
24.10.2025 12:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Not you! ππ
24.10.2025 12:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs more than most get π₯΄
24.10.2025 12:46 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My doctor prescribed me a big dose of vitamin D once a week.
I canβt say it without giggling like an adolescent.
Fine. I changed my AVI for Halloween.
24.10.2025 12:46 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0