@uffdada.bsky.social
Gen X and still feral. Guardian of cosmic ideas. Me https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/feed/aaadnqkohsr5m Follow them https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/lists/3lgkvygppcf27
Better pic ;)
13.12.2025 03:33 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Picture of a backyard with a fire pit in the foreground the house decorated with red and green lights in the background chair set up to watch a movie
Picture showing a backyard with chairs set up watching a large movie screen watching the Grinch for Christmas
Annual Grinch movie night.
13.12.2025 03:18 β π 16 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0
Crazy ass taxidermy animal that Iβm not sure what it is. Itβs wearing a yellow shirt with a red bandana.
Anyone whoβs followed me for a while knows I have a weird love for insane taxidermy. Look at this lil nugget of gold, here! Fucking majestic!
12.12.2025 19:36 β π 58 π 5 π¬ 16 π 1
a giant christmas tree lit with white twinkle lights, blue snowflakes, and a bright star
the view looking up from inside the giant christmas tree
we could hide inside the giant christmas tree if you want to
12.12.2025 18:33 β π 70 π 14 π¬ 6 π 0I've invested a lot of time and effort into being this off-putting
12.12.2025 19:23 β π 26 π 9 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs some real fucky biz there, Captain
12.12.2025 19:27 β π 23 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Writing end of year reviews for my team and its painful. Please send help.
And chocolate. Lots of chocolate.
Not that white shit though. That ain't chocolate.
Work hard in school kids and you too can become shitposters like all of us.
12.12.2025 18:24 β π 11 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0The prince in beauty and the beast was only 10 years old when he was cursed. That enchantress went a bit hard. Also, Gaston is a pedo.
12.12.2025 17:38 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
12.12.2025 16:56 β π 11 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0
Weekend Bluesky is upon us. The void skeeting commences.
12.12.2025 18:22 β π 20 π 5 π¬ 2 π 1Tangled up in blue sounds uncomfortable.
12.12.2025 18:22 β π 8 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0*flicks cigarette* oh no, my bouncy castle!
12.12.2025 17:32 β π 78 π 27 π¬ 3 π 0Iβm going to make a brownie today. Iβd say brownies. But Iβm not planning on sharing it.
12.12.2025 17:21 β π 35 π 10 π¬ 2 π 0Never pass up he opportunity to get piss your pants drunk at an office staff party
12.12.2025 17:38 β π 13 π 6 π¬ 2 π 1guy who loves doing laundry: all i want for xmas is dryer balls
his gf: what
Sorry, I can't do anything today.
The neighbours have invited us over for snacks and libations tonight and I only have 10 hours to mentally prepare.
an occupational hazard of being a scientist is that you tend to avoid saying anything too definite because you know there are ALWAYS exceptions. Most of the time, anyway. Usually. Except when...
12.12.2025 17:57 β π 47 π 21 π¬ 2 π 0love is gross, i think we should take a third of the love songs and make them songs about the sea or weird bumps that you notice on your arm in the shower
12.12.2025 17:51 β π 69 π 21 π¬ 9 π 1whos' favorite video site: whotube
grinch's favorite video site: scornhub
Sheβs been asking. π₯΄π
12.12.2025 18:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I like posts whether it has been thirty seconds or thirty days. Iβm a serial liker and you canβt stop me.
12.12.2025 17:40 β π 29 π 12 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm a serial liker and youβll never catch me because before youβve seen my like Iβve liked again
12.12.2025 17:44 β π 104 π 28 π¬ 5 π 1space planning is all about whether or not I can see the tv from there
12.12.2025 17:09 β π 34 π 9 π¬ 3 π 1BREAK GLASS IN EMERGENCY is my phone wallpaper in case i am forced to read your posts
12.12.2025 16:58 β π 34 π 13 π¬ 2 π 1Beach Boys sang about cars even tho theyβd never driven or seen a real car
12.12.2025 17:24 β π 101 π 23 π¬ 7 π 0Big Cereal.
12.12.2025 17:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0i amount of butter i purchased at costco appeared to unnerve and frighten the other shoppers
12.12.2025 17:34 β π 208 π 36 π¬ 12 π 0I would be a kickass drummer if my arms werenβt so lazy
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