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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Discussing fighting game patches in the group chat

Pixel art of various animal themed robot bosses. The tag at the top says MegaGear X

People keep saying the codenames in Metal Gear Solid sound like Megaman X bosses, so I decided to give them actual designs. Matches the scale of my other X mockups.

Something I've been sitting on for several years that I finally decided to wrap up tonight.
#megaman #pixelart #ドット絵

NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials: Dear Ambassador: President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state] “Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”

mad king moment

from the PBS Newshour correspondent

NEO The World Ends With You

This was mine lol. Didn't play too much on my Switch/Switch 2 this year, but it was mostly Deltarune and DK Bananza

the best friends in the world #quagsire #clodsire #pokemon #pixelart

Ky Kiske - Foudre Arc
#guiltygearstrive #ggst #kykiske

Update Day on my AYN Thor 🫠

Wish they had that poutine here in the states

Analogue 3D gold edition just in time for the holidays.

Yeah they need to let me do more cheap shit. Like I'm doing what ASW wants lol...I'm routing my combos to get wall breaks asap to get my full team faster, but then it won't let me be cheap due to the assist bar + awkward assist calls. Atm it feels like the biggest benefit of 4 chara is more health

Yeah it feels off when their whole idea is making you "earn your team", then you get the full squad and most of the time they're just lariat combo filler. Can't really enjoy using the 4th assist when it becomes a generic beam or lariat outside of complete ground neutral.

Winamp Whipped 2025 in review Hours Played: 7,927 Tracks Played: 101,792 Plays by file type: mp3, 87% ogg, 7% wav, 3% flac, 2% other, 1%

The Simpsons (Arcade): Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry™ Series

Putting Dante in everything: part 36

#pixelart #dante

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

Mixoo Stylus Pens for Touch Screens - Disc & Fiber Tip 2 in 1 High Sensitivity Universal Stylus for iPad, iPhone, Tablets and Other Capacitive Touch Screens (White) Mixoo stylus pen has an excellent weight in your hand, aluminum pen body and double head design, gives you a real pen feeling, offers a professional and smooth experience for your writing & drawing on...

The only other color I was considering was the black model just since it'd be nice with OLED screens, but it being a fingerprint magnet convinced me to go with white haha.

www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B082... I use this stylus with it

Definitely my new favorite portable device (AYN Thor).

this is… i… i think sarah’s article has genuinely unlocked all of 2025

cannot emphasize enough that thinking that the pro-censorship side has already won is how the pro-censorship side wins

Yeah I saw the final page of challenges includes one for getting S ranks for every course on Super Sonic Speed...lol not getting that time soon, I'm struggling getting As on some of these courses.

The worst part is that they're still doing WiFi Mystery Gifts...they're currently doing them on shinies of the 4 other legendaries (Wo-Chien, Chien-Pao, Ting-Lu, Chi-Yu), they just chose not to in favor of a retail Gamestop collab (gross) on a day where scalpers were gonna be there (double gross) :/

Jimmy Kimmel Returns: ABC Ends Suspension Starting Tuesday Jimmy Kimmel will return to late night on Tuesday

"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."

Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.

CBS, ABC and Disney should get the full treatment Target got. They are anti-FreeSpeech & openly pro-Fascist.

Boycott them.
Destroy their bottom line.
See how long they can survive just MAGA viewership.

Time to put your money where your love of the Constitution is.
Do. Not. Support. Them.

This is such a funny element to the Kirk eulogizing: they can’t describe him the way they’re describing him *and* show clips of anything he actually said or did

charlie kirk has received infinitely more sympathy and support from liberals than every single trans person, immigrant, and palestinian combined