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As a person who owns a vagina: OUCH.

Why are you living in a reddit story 😭

I very much disagree, and I am a lifelong pc gamer. I strongly prefer a controller.

Please eat some fibre and breathe some fresh air, friend

It’s much more comfortable than a keyboard and not difficult to navigate anything at all. There’s nothing torturous about it whatsoever. What in the hell are you doing that’s making it so?

Pain.

I’m expecting a wave of political asylum seekers.

Would you mind putting this behind a cut?

If you wanted to actually make money you would’ve chosen a trade to begin with, so a nursery is probably fine

I’m imagining that you turn into a werewolf once in a while

Thank you!! It’s so cute

👀 from whence

Okay but are you worried they won’t eat them with the north mouth or the south mouth

Dogs seem to like to be nearby. Some will jump all up in your business, either because they think you’re playing and want to play too, or because they think you’re hurting each other. This lil guy just seems happy to be present to supervise. 😅

Nah, that’s not what you were saying at all, actually. Fuck off.

You were never where you thought you were, and only the US seems at all confused about that.

We’ve been infantilized enough, don’t you think? So you can speak for yourself when you state that people in their 30s are still kids and leave the rest of us out of it.

Speak for yourself.

You appear to have missed their point so entirely

No really, it’s totally okay if the christofascist clownvoy fuckwits want to leave. I’ll help them pack. I’ll pay for their airfare.

But working on things is sooooo haaaaaard 😭

One of my biggest pet peeves, and then people act like you’re the one causing problems when you go direct to the source to solve problems. Like…stop being cowards I’m literally begging you

So you missed my point. That’s okay.

I’m not sure i really understand which dudes are supposed to be for the female gaze. I like, for instance, Erend from Horizon Zero Dawn.

The makers of Candy Crush have always been incredible scumbags

What if it’s

“I don’t mean no disrespect but you hot as shit, 15/10, no notes”

Without downloading any pics, where are you mentally?

Graffiti is cool

Fuck it, we ball

FINALLY

THANK FUCK