Craig Pearlman

Wondering what I’ve been working on since May? We’re finally in public beta:

sportnuggets.com

Might especially be of interest to my followers into fantasy football. (And fantasy other sports, but it’s NFL only to start.)

(It’s a beta—feedback welcome.)

Going back into my “I don’t need this level of detail to know how fucked up everything is right now” hole.

DC’s still 62% non-white. But, I’m sure that’s not part of the equation. Definitely not. Nope. Nothing to see here.

Well, these are reasons 16505-19872 why DC statehood is the right answer.

A story in two notifications.

Hopes and dreams for a better bagel, I think.

It’s the snow leopards. Thanks for the useless, no-context link MSN. 🙄

Palate cleanser.

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He’s only been president again for 6 months.

I’d used a related GIF in a reply earlier and I realized, y’see…

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How good was Phil Hartman? When I think of Ed McMahon in my head, I hear the impression, not the original.

Your honor, Exhibit A, and the Defense rests.

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The Iron Sheik o @the_ironsheik HULK HOGAN MAY HAVE BEEN A DUMB SON OF A BITCH IN THE RING BUT OUTSIDE THE RING HE WAS ALSO A DUMB SON OF A BITCH

Given the Hulkster and Ozzy, number three’s gonna be a doozy…

Well, Hulkster, your later years were a bit dodgy, but pro wrestling owes you quite a lot for your contributions to its rise.

So, PECO, which is it? 🤦‍♂️

Her little trunk bubbles at the end 🥺

Can it be used to identify ICE or other federal agents sporting no badges, markings, or anything remotely resembling an official identification?

Ok, Star Wars writers. A question:

The children of Cut (a clone) and Suu (a Twi’lek) look much like Twi’leks.

Jacen Syndulla, the child of Hera (a Twi’lek) and Kanan/Caleb (a human), basically just has green hair.

So…WTF?

Military parades for dictators work out better because they can make attendance mandatory.

There’s an alternate version in Mulaney Voice, as well.

I hear that in my head in Izzard Voice if it helps make it funny instead of sad. 🤪

My average day:

Me: “Ok, computer. Do the following things. I will even use code.”
Computer: “No. I cannot do this. For there are errors.”
Me: “I see your errors and raise you profanity.”

People, we consistently play both Independence Day and Born in the USA during most fireworks shows.

That Fortunate Son was used should not come as a surprise.

We’ve all contributed to this political and ideological metastasis, whether we’ve been complacent, actively trying to create it, or actively being ineffective at combating it.

Only we can fix this.

For those protesting today: make your voices heard. And stay safe, if you can.

As I’m not into patriotism via vomit, I know what I’ll not be watching today.

Something something Brian Wilson. But, with harmonies.

I half expect these to show up somewhere later and someone to take them seriously.

Donald Trump in a gaudy gold generalissimo outfit, now with oversized hat

Sorry, forgot the hat.