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a CAPTCHA. this is a picture of rolling green countryside. over it are floating three differently-coloured icons showing various hand positions, all of which are uh, gestures one might use during sexual acts. you're supposed to select them in order

CAPTCHAs are getting wild man, what the fuck is this. i've gotta select the jerking-off motion and then the fisting motion and *then* the two-fingered one? isn't it kind of polite to do that last one before the fisting

Instagram “basic score”

here's a framebuffer graphics demo (this has no practical purpose and I can't prove I'm not just like, playing a youtube video or something)

Whatever it is, this is my favourite sport.

Stack Overflow prophet You don’t debug, you find answers. Always in a 12-year-old thread with one upvote and "This saved my life" comment.

neat

#Java30WithIntelliJIDEA www.jetbrains.com/lp/java-30/s...

its a mystery

Spent too much time on this

I've been here for like 5 months man

64-Bit Mode Exceptions ¶ #UD If in 64-bit mode.

this is actually the platonic ideal of an x86 instruction

another vote towards

`docker ps` output showing a running bsky appview and atproto relay

deer.social (custom-appview preview branch) with a custom appview set to "api.monarch.hayescmd.net"

a "hello world" post from indysky1.pds.merklehost.xyz

pretty cool: deer.social configured to point to a self-hosted bsky appview which reads from a self-hosted relay which subscribes to a self-hosted PDS which is where this "hello world" post originated

it's bluesky independent from bluesky

Google Maps option to share instructions with other drivers

It’s amazing what people can attach themselves genuinely. I mean that positively

$ cat script.rs #![allow(unused)] fn main() { println!("Hello, world!"); } $ cat '[allow(unused)]' #!/bin/bash rustc "$@" -o temp && ./temp && rm temp $ ./script.rs Hello, world!

Oh my god.

"Scientists were so preoccupied..." #rustlang

Me and a friend (Well mostly my friend, she did most of the design work) built a fully analog flappy bird last weekend

No digital logic, just ~30 op amps and 70-80 resistors, a bunch of capacitors and a few analog switches. All assembled during a 48 hour game jam

lmfao that's an insane thing to be bit by

Yeah that's fucked honestly. Unless you're doing FFI or unsafe idk how you'd get heap corruption w/out it being a runtime or stdlib bug. Could try writing test values directly into it and seeing if those are fine after? Or see if a loop works bc CopyTo is vectorized though idk why that would break

Even from the byte[] you get back from the reader into the Memory?? Is the memory backing like byte[] from stackalloc or some shit or is it just new or like rented from a pool

What's the backing store for the Memory? Are you just using Stream's Read/ReadAsync's Memory overload? (if you actually want anyone else to look and not just a vent kinda post)

a lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. now you're right. ok. my bad.

love to spend ages looking for a file and when I save it the browser adds a (1) to the file name

from a young age, I have always dreamed of being contacted by Nintendo's lawyers

Look GCC, I don't think I'm being unreasonable here

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