geoffrey is on bluesky

as much as i love rice, i HATE cooking it. throw a grain into a pot of boiling water, wait, fish it out. throw in another, wait, fish it out. i’m still cooking friday night’s fucking dinner. sorry for the language but i am so over this

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wikipedia article "DEI (disambiguation)" says "Dei or DEI may also refer to... Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated, a fictional company in the Phineas and Ferb animated TV series"

wait do we know for sure which one zuck was referring to

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maybe i’m unclear on the purpose of this site but a lot of you are posting things that aren’t lawn care tips at all

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4 is the ideal friend group size

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