Hunter Cooke

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

Why is the "we must be united!" hectoring directed at people who are mad at the Cavers and not to the Cavers? Everyone who's mad was united, then the Cave Caucus walked across the aisle and betrayed what the public had been told was the Dem position.

Absolute demon at my local drinking lone star cans from a straw

easy way to nip this in the bud is for someone to invite farrakhan or dr. umar

Time to exhume and reanimate Mike Leach

Fingers crossed the first month is the hardest. Only caved once, three days ago, but it’s given me splitting headaches for three days.

I Was Wrong

sometimes you see something so evangelical that it takes your breath away

Pour up

I personally love being called a child killing demonic worshipper of evil, and also that my rhetoric is inciting violence, by my neighbors.

My red raiders are not having a good time

Really stinks that I just can’t discuss my favorite football team in large spaces this week. Too many people LARPing about civil wars and playing victim

Florida Reporter Suspended After Texting MAGA Congressman to Ask If He Still Supports Campus Carry After Kirk Shooting A reporter with a popular Florida political website was suspended after angering a Republican congressman with a question he texted in the wake of Charlie Kirk being shot.

You’re just not allowed to do journalism if it displeases MAGA

donald trump's signature

i just looked up the win probability graph from last night's bills-ravens game. granted you don't want to put too much stock into probability models, but it really does put buffalo's comeback into a new perspective

Day three no nicotine. Shit is easy honestly, why does everyone think it’s hard

And I’ll keep coming back again and again and again. About to start The Fall of Cadia

Warhammer novels are boyslop

this is what my brother did as a tween whenever we took a family trip to an art museum

Been playing Warhammer recently

Shut the fuck up 🫵🏻👍🏻

hey what's your favorite Hulk Hogan lie, mine's the one where he said he wrestled 400 days in one year because flying back and forth to Japan gave him extra days on the calendar

Vacation beers starting to taste like ordering a Marion Barber jersey

The June 15, 2025 front page of the Star Tribune with the main headline "Unspeakable" House DFL Leader Hortman, husband assassinated. State senator, wife also shot; suspect ID'd; killer posed as cop, had list

Tomorrow's front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune

Reddit City

if I’m understanding it correctly will stancil posted so hard about star wars that someone got fired. i do not endorse snitching to employers in the slightest but you have to admit this is an incredible feat of posting.

Thinking about the Behren Morton/coy eakin post touchdown lil dancy dance