Weird Things People Do

At my age, I am good at multitasking. I can listen, ignore and forget all at once.

I have no desire to prove to a man that I am the better option.

No one:

Me: you want ur present now

I've been working on how I react when I'm mad, and I'm doing terrible.

Ppl that go to sleep at 3am and still wakeup at 7am scare me

I see a certain life for myself and I won't stop until I get it

i'm an over thinker so if you don't give me an answer i'll come up with one

I live at work & visit the house sometimes.

You deserve a calm love with someone who's good for your mental health and nervous system.

I be so excited to sleep

i like my music so loud that i can't hear even my own thoughts.

my playlist got me yelling, crying, & throwing gang signs in 30 minutes

We don't apologize In my family

one day we just start talking again

Once you lose access to me, don't expect the same me I gave you in the beginning. Expect the version of me you deserve. From the energy you created.

Watching your first born grow up makes you so emotional. That child taught me everything and changed my entire life in all the best ways.

I promised myself I would never fall in love but it was 4am & we were laughing way too hard & I felt happy for the first time in a long time.

You can't bring down a woman who isn't afraid to eat alone, lose friends or doesn't care about rejection and doesn't tolerate disrespect.

Congratulations to those who found true love this year. Me and the person reading this will continue our search next year.

When you realize that you're nobody's favorite person, nobody's first choice, everyone around you has someone they would prioritze over you and you're just... alone..

It was just announced that the male version of Alexa will be released soon.

It will be called Alex and you will have to ask the same thing 10 times and then wait six months for an answer.

It's amazing how kids learn to use a computer, a smartphone, and even learn to drive a car.

Yet have no concept of how to use a dishwasher, vacuum cleaner or lawnmower.

People leave the country and suddenly their skin glows, hair shines, fashion is top notch and their Instagram is all aesthetic .

I saw a qoute that said:

Don't ignore the effort of someone who tries to keep in touch. It's not all the time someone cares.

And it's the truth.

If you run out of money after paying all of your bills & taking care of your home, you are not broke.

You are responsible.

No female wants to start over with a new guy. Telling secrets, giving her body away. Falling all over again. It's too much

I don't care how old you are.

You need to tell someone your whereabouts because there is too much going on in this world.

We should be able to call in healthy: I'm not coming in today. I feel really good and don't want to waste it on being at work.

Being single is boring af. Being in a relationship is too complicated. Talking to someone is too frustr**ting lmao.. what is life

Being in love in this generation is terrifying, loyalty is so rare & people are so quick to choose a good time over a good thing.

A girl who has healed many traumas on her own and still keeps her heart pure, isn't a girl, she's an alchemist, she's magic.