I didnโt expect to have a deep and wide ranging conversation with my folks. Contextualizing my experience of their parenting while also coming out as atheist while also making dinner for 5 actually went way better than I would have expected.
12.02.2026 02:50 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
This is a small point about the insanely racist post from the president but Michelleโs face is on the male gorilla and Barackโs is on the female. Just feeding the transphobic bullshit to go alongside the racism.
JFC please vote these fuckers out
07.02.2026 01:45 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I wanna get high but middle son is out with friends and on the off chance that his ride home falls through I gotta make sure I can keep my Toyota Sienna minivan between the lines.
31.01.2026 05:39 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Itโs so good to get some time alone together. To feel like humans who do fun things without impending responsibilities.
31.01.2026 05:36 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Thatโs fair. My mouth may be just fine but thereโs no denying our daughter is a force of nature.
29.01.2026 05:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Negative: Iโm pretty sure my lower jaw oral skin graft didnโt take.
Positive: started watching V for Vendetta with my daughter (13). She is both enjoying it as an action movie and understands it in context to our current authoritarian landscape.
29.01.2026 04:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Sinners With Big Naturals
22.01.2026 15:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Does everyone blow their nose real good before going into the dentist so they donโt have to see boogers or just me?
21.01.2026 16:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Introducing my daughter to high level improv. She has a killer sense of humor and itโs been so fun.
15.01.2026 05:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Iโm sorry this has been so shitty. ๐
If you need a place to be Iโm happy to crash on my own couch to make space.
13.01.2026 05:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Oh thatโs such bullshit. Manipulative AND misleading. ๐
10.01.2026 01:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I could use a new pair or two if youโre genuinely asking.
09.01.2026 23:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
That looks peaceful as hell
09.01.2026 23:45 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
It was a very unfun situation. Iโm glad I could help you and you did great. Youโve definitely been there for me in tough times and Iโm glad youโre doing better today.
06.01.2026 04:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
That was one hell of a slice. Iโm sorry, girl.
05.01.2026 06:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Such bullshit. @missvedra.bsky.social can relate.
03.01.2026 16:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Micro Bangs is my Sex Pistols cover band.
01.01.2026 04:19 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Ooh Iโll check it out!
01.01.2026 04:18 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Iโm just saying, I know a vagina at 45 degrees when I see one. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
29.12.2025 13:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Great paring.
Youโve got a really good eye for this.
26.12.2025 01:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Happy solstice, all. Now every day will be a little bit brighter.
22.12.2025 05:12 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
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