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Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip

18.01.2026 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2589    πŸ” 866    πŸ’¬ 96    πŸ“Œ 268

a gangster government cowering in fear of a decrepit man, misery incarnate, himself terrified of the long black shadow of his life behind him, one riddled with crime and a deep hatred of other people, a man with no virtue, no soul, a man of nothing, a specter.

30.01.2026 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 358    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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My apologies to anyone who has casually asked me what my ideal superpower would be, because I cannot be normal about the answer.

#transfur #tfeveryday

17.12.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4949    πŸ” 1637    πŸ’¬ 93    πŸ“Œ 47
mantis creature doing some light psychic surgery on a person :)

mantis creature doing some light psychic surgery on a person :)

in the 90s the scariest thing was a mantis giving you free healthcare. not now

27.12.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 148    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
chris person @Papapishu
Only gay people should be allowed to drive trucks. You can buy a truck but you have to sign a paper saying you're gay. This would be very funny and also solve many of America's problems I guess.

chris person @Papapishu Only gay people should be allowed to drive trucks. You can buy a truck but you have to sign a paper saying you're gay. This would be very funny and also solve many of America's problems I guess.

I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the β€œGay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.

13.12.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4647    πŸ” 722    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 38
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.

13.12.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 21295    πŸ” 3894    πŸ’¬ 1333    πŸ“Œ 707

And do follow, and purchase and read the books of, @jasonkpargin.bsky.social.

01.12.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 165    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
critfailmemes on threads (!)

"Okay so to keep the poor from rioting you give them bread and circuses" 

"Got it. However some of them were sneaking into the circus on their friend's login so we stopped that" 

"No you... you gotta give them the circuses" 

"We're ending the free bread program, too much of it was going to the poor"

critfailmemes on threads (!) "Okay so to keep the poor from rioting you give them bread and circuses" "Got it. However some of them were sneaking into the circus on their friend's login so we stopped that" "No you... you gotta give them the circuses" "We're ending the free bread program, too much of it was going to the poor"

10.11.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1934    πŸ” 702    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 6

history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting

10.11.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 11472    πŸ” 2060    πŸ’¬ 166    πŸ“Œ 40
Joyce Carol Oates
@Joyce... 17h O
So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciatesβ€” scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the
"most wealthy person in the world."

Joyce Carol Oates @Joyce... 17h O So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciatesβ€” scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world."

Elon Musk ' @elonmusk
X.com
Oates is a liar and delights in being mean.
Not a good human.

Elon Musk ' @elonmusk X.com Oates is a liar and delights in being mean. Not a good human.

lol she got his ass and he knows it

09.11.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 29100    πŸ” 6323    πŸ’¬ 460    πŸ“Œ 758
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Seven more families are now suing OpenAI over ChatGPT's role in suicides, delusions | TechCrunch In one case, 23-year-old Zane Shamblin had a conversation with ChatGPT that lasted more than four hours.

Seven *more* families?
And this is only the families who have the means to sue, and (critically) the families who FOUND OUT.

How many more vulnerable people has ChatGPT convinced? Will we ever know?

Fuck all this.

techcrunch.com/2025/11/07/s...

08.11.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 738    πŸ” 306    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 11

I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.

05.11.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 7644    πŸ” 1500    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 69
maxknightley
(angry video game nerd voice) two genders? that's it? and you just get given one at random, you don't even get to decide which one you want? what a shitload of fuck

flowergirlmiwa
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!

noragesimus: *photo of AVGN screaming*

slash-asterisk
AND IF YOU WANNA CHANGE, YOU CAN'T JUST SWITCH?? YOU GOTTA DO A WHOLE QUESTLINE JUST TO TRANSITION? WHY DIDN'T THE DEVS TRANSITION TO A BETTER FUCKIN' GAME??

maxknightley (angry video game nerd voice) two genders? that's it? and you just get given one at random, you don't even get to decide which one you want? what a shitload of fuck flowergirlmiwa WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?! noragesimus: *photo of AVGN screaming* slash-asterisk AND IF YOU WANNA CHANGE, YOU CAN'T JUST SWITCH?? YOU GOTTA DO A WHOLE QUESTLINE JUST TO TRANSITION? WHY DIDN'T THE DEVS TRANSITION TO A BETTER FUCKIN' GAME??

19.10.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3088    πŸ” 1244    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 17

Preach

17.10.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.

13.10.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 16397    πŸ” 5285    πŸ’¬ 159    πŸ“Œ 101
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"Come On!"

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga (2003)

11.10.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 264    πŸ” 126    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
4 strip comic. first frame, we see Horst Wessel and two other storm troopers carrying a large nazi flag. text reads : Horst Wessel was a young storm trooper recognized as a skilled public speaker by the nazi party. he also wrote the song that became the partys anthem and german co-national anthem until 1945. second frame, we see a portrait of Horst. text reads : in 1930, his landlady hired two men who happened to be communists to evict him over unpaid rent and alleged proxenetism. He died in the fight. thrid frame, we see Goebbels speaking in front of a large crowd. text reads : Goebbels, the nazi chief propagandist, had been looking for someone to turn into a christian martyr for the party and drum up enrollment. he turned wessel's funeral into a major propaganda event full of speeches antagonizing leftists. fourth frame, we see the State Farm Stadium with a large banner advertizing Charlie Kirk's funeral. text reads : thinking about him today for no particular reason.

4 strip comic. first frame, we see Horst Wessel and two other storm troopers carrying a large nazi flag. text reads : Horst Wessel was a young storm trooper recognized as a skilled public speaker by the nazi party. he also wrote the song that became the partys anthem and german co-national anthem until 1945. second frame, we see a portrait of Horst. text reads : in 1930, his landlady hired two men who happened to be communists to evict him over unpaid rent and alleged proxenetism. He died in the fight. thrid frame, we see Goebbels speaking in front of a large crowd. text reads : Goebbels, the nazi chief propagandist, had been looking for someone to turn into a christian martyr for the party and drum up enrollment. he turned wessel's funeral into a major propaganda event full of speeches antagonizing leftists. fourth frame, we see the State Farm Stadium with a large banner advertizing Charlie Kirk's funeral. text reads : thinking about him today for no particular reason.

No particular reason

21.09.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4826    πŸ” 2380    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 48
this is an image of the Sw/Sh hairdresser saying that you have to start with yourself if you want to change the world

this is an image of the Sw/Sh hairdresser saying that you have to start with yourself if you want to change the world

20.09.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 233    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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I'm gonna puke laughing, dude, City is incredible.

23.08.2025 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 664    πŸ” 193    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
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i like how fantasy card games are like this

21.08.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5404    πŸ” 1497    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 71

Thank you! It wasn't showing up in my Subs.

07.08.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's no anomaly here. People, globally, volunteer their time to powerful public goods the moment they're not actively terrified that they'll lose their home, their food, and their freedom. Which means that capitalism requires us all to live in fear, always - because it can't compete with free.

27.07.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3385    πŸ” 1240    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 17

Everyone on this planet works hard as hell and most people die penniless. Humans are awesome and productive and love sharing knowledge. Capitalism impedes our true abilities

26.07.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2074    πŸ” 561    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 3

Filing this away in my brain as a perfect example of socialism.

28.06.2025 04:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2412    πŸ” 565    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

Kinda bullshit that democracy is crumbling all around us but we still have to cook dinner and do the laundry

21.06.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 400    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 9
Steven Universe: They hurt my friends! They hurt my face! They've got you here in prison!

Lapis Lazuli: That's why we can't fight them!

Steven Universe: That's why we HAVE to fight them!

Steven Universe: They hurt my friends! They hurt my face! They've got you here in prison! Lapis Lazuli: That's why we can't fight them! Steven Universe: That's why we HAVE to fight them!

11.06.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 978    πŸ” 353    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 10
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Aren't the Police the protective force that maintains the status quo for the wealthy elite? Don't you think we ought to attack the roots of social problems instead of jamming people into overcrowded prisons?

11.06.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6989    πŸ” 1065    πŸ’¬ 81    πŸ“Œ 23
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Timeline did a thing?

26.05.2025 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 996    πŸ” 288    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1

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