Stacey J. Spiehler

TikTok just started feeding me unsolicited oilfield recruitment videos.

I get it, Al Gorithm, I’m underemployed.

Y’all wanna see a baaaa-valanche?

…a lambslide?

Wanna see a baa-valanche?

“tried to”?

Ohhhh! Fancy!

What’s this?

(Found in an assorted bag of donations, mostly clothes, some phone cases.)

Maturing is realizing how terrified Ricky Martin must have been of the girl in Livin La Vida Loca.

🎵 She’s fun, but she’ll drug you and rob you 🎶

…then again I’ll eat the hell out of Olive salad on a muffaletta. And a good bleu cheese sauce?

I’m not at all picky but there are a lot on there that I’ve tried, don’t like, and won’t eat again. Blue cheese and olives most of all.

17, final answer

I can drive down after work, catch Hermes/d’etat/Morpheus, sleep in my car, catch Iris/Tucks, nap in my car, catch Endymion, grab a cheap no tell motel in Slidell, catch Thoth and Bacchus, back to Slidell, Orpheus, drive home.

My grandma had a ring with her 4 kids’ birthstones. I got it when she died and have worn it every day for probably 8 years.

I knocked out my living uncle’s birthstone 2 days ago and now I’m scared he’s gonna die soon.

Anxiety rules.

I, too, am half full of maple syrup!

FINCH!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

The best thing about having a commute with traffic is how much easier it is to eat my leftover pancakes while driving

Might just be the hangover

Gavin Newsom will be on this podcast before the end of the year.

That’s the one!

The guy who played Lex Luthor on Smallville

omg

☺️

Of course!

I work really close to a train track. I hope he enjoys that.

Wonder what the spider who lives in my rear view mirror thinks about when I’m at work.

Self of steam at an all-time low.

By $200!

Walked barefoot across Causeway once in the late 80s to get to a Time Saver. I cannot fathom what would happen to my mom now.

I did!

This is America, bro!

How’d it go?