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She really just said why are you talking about the mass coverup of child rape when you should be talking about money

11.02.2026 16:46 — 👍 5972    🔁 1576    💬 170    📌 55

Two straight blowouts, why should the AFC get an automatic Super Bowl berth?

09.02.2026 03:10 — 👍 601    🔁 81    💬 5    📌 3

When it comes to the actual on-ice aspect of the NHL, there is not a bigger stain on the sport than George Parros.

05.02.2026 18:31 — 👍 54    🔁 8    💬 3    📌 2

I remember when the Atlanta Falcons won the Super Bowl 28-3 before their lead just was magically whittled away.

03.02.2026 19:41 — 👍 263    🔁 37    💬 11    📌 0

9-9-6 was a Chinese term invented mostly to show how depressing and lifeless work culture was; watching softbrained AI guys adopt it as an ideal is ... well, entirely predictable

29.01.2026 08:39 — 👍 4770    🔁 1028    💬 102    📌 40

This is why I have real fucking problem with blithe criticisms of "polarization" or "congressional dysfunction." We have a Republican member blaming his colleague for being attacked.

The problem isn't polarization or dysfunction. It's the Republican Party.

28.01.2026 16:00 — 👍 5092    🔁 1193    💬 126    📌 41
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Introducing our new CEO, Javier, and his many medical needs ❤️‍🩹

14.01.2026 22:25 — 👍 1758    🔁 196    💬 35    📌 13

If you are anxious and sad about the state of the world, that's fine, and there are plenty of strategies for dealing with that. But I think you already know that drive-by online dooming isn't a strategy. It's selfish and adolescent. It's a contagion that only spreads the worst of you, not the best.

08.01.2026 03:51 — 👍 7929    🔁 1153    💬 43    📌 63

Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain

07.01.2026 20:12 — 👍 10845    🔁 1443    💬 175    📌 33

Herbstreit shitting on BYU for losing a conference championship game and giving Alabama a pass for the same thing is everything that is stupid about this sport.

07.12.2025 00:18 — 👍 393    🔁 33    💬 27    📌 7

I realize this is more subjective/narrative based than anything objective, but last night was a good example as to why I think it's important to have guys like Bryan Rust around through a rebuild instead of getting a 2nd-round pick or some B-level or prospect for him.

29.11.2025 15:19 — 👍 24    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 2
Spider-Man shooting webs as a giant Thanksgiving parade.

Spider-Man shooting webs as a giant Thanksgiving parade.

SPIDER-MAN SAID HORNS DOWN

27.11.2025 16:09 — 👍 450    🔁 71    💬 7    📌 8

it is almost as if accommodating and conceding to far right ideas legitimizes them and signals to voters that the far right is a legitimate choice for governance

18.11.2025 14:24 — 👍 8477    🔁 1964    💬 85    📌 47

again i am perfectly fine with locking every one of Jeffrey Epstein's friends in prison, Democrat, Republican or Whatever.

12.11.2025 17:38 — 👍 4171    🔁 870    💬 70    📌 30
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Guys, Dan Lanning is not leaving Oregon. Like at all. Even if he wanted to, which he does not, the buyout for him to leave is $20 million through at least 2030. It is not happening.

Posting so I can keep pointing to the sign.

30.10.2025 01:54 — 👍 82    🔁 15    💬 12    📌 1
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Every imagined threat about socialism is modeled after real things that happened under capitalism

22.10.2025 14:05 — 👍 2077    🔁 377    💬 29    📌 20

There’s an old, cliche saying: “When someone tells you who they are, believe them.”

The Pittsburgh Pirates think we’re dumb. They think we’re oblivious.

If this story coupled with keeping Cherington around isn’t enough to show you that…I dunno, man.

29.09.2025 22:43 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

1. I am not worried about the Penguins being "too good." They won't be. Whatever talent they have on forward will be canceled out by the defense and goaltending. They will be a lottery team. Maybe not the worst team (Chicago), but they will be a lottery team.

22.09.2025 23:13 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

Naked authoritarian fascism. Love and support to the entire team at @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social, who *will* come out the other side of this horrendous abuse of power. Disgusted to see ABC caving to this glaringly illegal and unconstitutional threat from Brendan Carr.

18.09.2025 20:43 — 👍 2683    🔁 425    💬 18    📌 5

This is such a funny element to the Kirk eulogizing: they can’t describe him the way they’re describing him *and* show clips of anything he actually said or did

11.09.2025 13:59 — 👍 14537    🔁 3521    💬 109    📌 52
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What do you even do with this? How do you say this without talking about turnovers?

How can I, a hockey guy, understand this but a lot of football people can’t?

03.09.2025 14:50 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 1

Steelers are part of this and boy oh boy, it got your boy quite annoyed!

Strap on in.

“A lack of elite quarterback play is often highlighted as a reason for those repeated failings. However, that’s actually a myth. The quarterbacks haven’t been half bad.”

Oh really? JAX/CLE games are mentioned.

27.08.2025 15:15 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

I am not an economist, but there is so much obviously wrong here.

First, the government doesn't buy bonds. It sells bonds to pay for deficits.

Someone else buys bonds based on the risk and rate of return. Good luck selling 1% bonds after announcing you are going to fudge your economic numbers.

13.08.2025 19:03 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

Dare you say that crime is not rampant and flagrant when HOOLIGANS and RAPSCALLIONS may, without fear or shame, POP WHEELIES before the gentle eyes of helpless onlookers ?!? This is lawlessness and madness, this is Bedlam made manifest before our tender souls!

12.08.2025 11:48 — 👍 32    🔁 12    💬 3    📌 1

I cannot stress enough, if you want something fixed/added to The Stanley Cap, let me know. I never witnessed this issue because it didn't seem to show up on large screens (my desktop) or small screens (my phone). But on a mid-sized tablet it did. It was an easy fix once I knew about it.

29.07.2025 17:10 — 👍 11    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Men in Blazers declaring war on Atlanta.

18.07.2025 14:46 — 👍 83    🔁 3    💬 6    📌 1
Two screenshots from Google searching Brennan Lee Mulligan. On both a Google easter egg overlays Brennan's photo and says "Good luck with your next venture. We support you every step of the way". It also has little American Girl Doll shoes overlaid on his face.

Two screenshots from Google searching Brennan Lee Mulligan. On both a Google easter egg overlays Brennan's photo and says "Good luck with your next venture. We support you every step of the way". It also has little American Girl Doll shoes overlaid on his face.

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do yourself a favor and google brennan lee mulligan right now

17.07.2025 00:54 — 👍 2293    🔁 291    💬 74    📌 37

This is basically the part 2 of my last political post. This is why “lesser of two evils” is no longer an option, because the lesser evil is dependent on the greater one to stay in power. There is no actual interest in public servitude, they just want to hold the position. ALL masks have come off.

17.07.2025 16:18 — 👍 1591    🔁 466    💬 34    📌 6

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