Edward Fedman / eFedpool

It’s getting hot in here…

That’s not a Baptist, that’s a spoilsport.

… that’s also horrifying.

Don’t tell me more…

Unless you really need to…

Like, the people who dunk your head in water then say guilt will mean you can go to heaven?

Oh. Well. That’s okay then.

Open what, Vhodka?

OPEN WHAT?!

This horrifying.

Tell me more.

I’d invite you in, but I have a feeling PETA would have objections.

I had to change into my spare suit.

That one is Green!

Like a carbohydrate?

Also you’re getting a twitch from shark sex. Sounds utterly complicated…

I fucking wish, least she has talents.

Sounds exactly what I’d expect from you.

Handler hasn’t written my bio yet. But I’m sure they’ll get right on it.

Shark Tail could have been a very different movie…

Dishonest and rude is my middle name.

Edward Dishonest and Rude Fedman.

Clap fins.

So’s your face.

I don’t even know what to say anymore…

Dogfish Style I think.

Your jeans are about to fall down.

ITS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR DMS NOT YOUR ZIPPER!

And yet you followed me - seems like a bold choice!

He said it. I just clarified.

And handed him a Kleenex.

You just made a big… fucking… mistake.

I don’t know but I don’t want to think of Mama Shark twerking for Daddy Shark because he’s had a long day hunting fucking Nemo and she just wants to make him feel good!

Well I mean he was coming on his own self, I imagine DM’s were the last thing on his mind.

It’s okay. You can keep enabling. I promise it’s safe.

The idea of a horny shark is pretty terrifying tbh.

Imagine showing up the same time as me and somehow being more annoying and unlikeable.

Keep your DM’s shut you harlot!

Who’s Deadpool?