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✨tired ✨chaotic-neutral-knitter on tumblr ✨chaotic_neutral_knitter on AO3 ✨pfp is from the graphic novel Unsounded by Ashley Cope it's good go read it

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favorite pizza I can currently get is cream sauce, prosciutto, parmesan, mozzarella, arugula. second favorite is bacon, cheddar cheese, garlic sauce, green onions (think baked potato pizza). if I make it for myself it's pepperoni and black olives all the way down.

31.01.2026 03:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

do not under any circumstances take a proofs-based statistics course just because you "like math" you will get 11/35 on the midterm, past the point where you could drop the class, and regret every choice you have ever made in your life up to that point.

31.01.2026 02:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Older sketches from www.patreon.com/c/unsounded
Emil and Pantoffel on the monny ranch, as puppies. Seemed the right time to share now that he's taken his bow! What a handsome country boy.

14.07.2025 17:46 — 👍 94    🔁 18    💬 3    📌 0

five classes I took in college.

- biochemistry (fun)
- statistical inference for engineers (horrible)
- quantum mechanics (fun!)
- stand up comedy (stressful)
- beekeeping (fun)

I checked my notes and this was actually all in one semester. gotta balance out the math with whimsy, I guess.

31.01.2026 02:31 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Coming soon: Unsounded, Books 3 and 4 Ashley Cope's legendary dark fantasy webcomic continues its jump to print, with volumes 3 and 4!

UNSOUNDED, VOLUMES 3 & 4!

Creator Ashley Cope's unparalleled magnum opus continues its triumphant jump from web to print! Are you a fan of dark fantasy, wild magic, gritty gangsters, & high-stakes, cast-thinning plot twists? Follow this project! Back at launch!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/iro...

27.01.2026 17:56 — 👍 39    🔁 20    💬 1    📌 0

yeah I read that earlier and it was not worth the time tbh.

27.01.2026 02:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

they always feel like the passive aggressive worksonas of regular emoji to me

14.01.2026 20:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

and I agree it's worth thinking about which accents are rarely/never spelled out: an rp english accent is very different from an american accent but americans aren't usually writing it out with all the r's taken off the ends of the words (other non-rhotic accents DO get that treatment tho)

14.01.2026 18:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yeah my question is often "who are you spelling this out FOR." bc something written phonetically for someone with an american midwest accent is not necessarily written phonetically for someone with a different accent.

14.01.2026 18:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

yeah I think there's some nuance bc having a character say "fuckin" instead of "fucking" can actually add a layer of meaning if it's an intentional choice, but if it's just a default for that character all the time then it's worth asking why you feel the need to do that.

14.01.2026 17:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

like to use myself as an example - I have the pin/pen merger which is not common where I live now. if someone was writing dialogue for me and they spelled things like milk -> "melk" or pillow -> "pellow" I would consider murder lmao. cuz it's not misspelled. it's how the word is pronounced. to me.

14.01.2026 17:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think this is a thing where two things can be true 1) ed definitely says "fuckin'" sometimes but not all the time 2) relying too much on "spelling out" someone's dialect/accent or informal way of speaking in written text can be insulting/ othering, bc it marks it as not "normal"

14.01.2026 17:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

short answer: yes
long answer: the book "Doppelganger" by Naomi Klein

10.01.2026 21:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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THREAD: I'll fact-check all the viral misinformation about the US military operation in Venezuela in this thread

This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated.

According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.

03.01.2026 17:54 — 👍 6063    🔁 3524    💬 101    📌 373

Call your reps + please read the thread. Do it now, please.

Script.

03.01.2026 10:48 — 👍 1823    🔁 1698    💬 12    📌 88

When you get the reputation of being the guy with the encouraging words on New Year's Eve, it can start to come through as a little pressure -- what if the situation on the ground is worse than usual? what if people are more scared than they usually are, and with cause? what use are good vibes then?

31.12.2025 23:21 — 👍 1937    🔁 427    💬 18    📌 106

not too late for a flu shot btw, flu historically often peaks in february and by all accounts it is pretty bad this year

29.12.2025 17:20 — 👍 1058    🔁 423    💬 11    📌 24

yes I’m happy to clarify. when I do it it’s called discourse. when you do it it’s running off at the mouth all wild style and whatnot. these are just technical terms

28.12.2025 04:48 — 👍 560    🔁 61    💬 4    📌 1
Ed and Stede Hide a Body - Chapter 1 - chaotic_neutral_knitter - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

have been working on a sequel to Slippery When Wet and there are TWO chapters now, here's a link to the whole thing for those who may be interested. Title is Ed and Stede Hide a Body. You'll never guess what happens in it 😇

archiveofourown.org/works/754791...

28.12.2025 09:41 — 👍 6    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

I struggle to reliably spell words with double letters. Committee is ok bc all the ones you think should be doubled are doubled (bc they need a quorum obvs) but words like tomorrow and unnecessary and vacuum are not my friends.

24.12.2025 09:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it's the friendland blanket/shawl by raina kruus! knit with malabrigo arroyo in the colors peggy and carnival ❤️

24.12.2025 01:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lmao SO valid though considering I never post any photos of my knitting despite it being right there in my username 😅 I forget!

24.12.2025 00:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that's so cool!

23.12.2025 23:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not ofmd-related but I knit this baby blanket for my sister's kid and ngl it's pretty sick.

23.12.2025 23:57 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

that camel table kind of kicks ass tbh. it's just that when literally every single piece of furniture and decor is a statement piece it feels like the whole room is yelling at you.

20.12.2025 22:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yes yes absolutely.

20.12.2025 18:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

YEAH

20.12.2025 18:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my wife does a thing called postcrossing where you send post cards to random people around the world and get cards back. it's pretty cool!

17.12.2025 06:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

anyways it's a great album I highly recommend it. it is 19 minutes long.

17.12.2025 05:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

and, incredibly, I did not actually make the connection that I was listening to an album about organ harvesting while recovering from my own (less violent, consented to, hopefully no one ate anything) organ harvesting until like three days post-op.

17.12.2025 05:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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