Calamity Jay

To be fair this actually IS normal for Tumblr

Demi overheard a British woman in Japan. From bigsofttitty.png ep 352 - I crave release

Government decides teen is old enough to be held criminally responsible, not old enough to be responsible for a YouTube account

"Worst comes to worst, we can protect them from social media by locking them up." chaser.com.au/national/gov...

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.

KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.

His reply was a doozy.

Give me the electric bubble car and a motocompo and my life would be complete

GM XP 512E
www.carscoops.com/2020/04/gms-...

I was cleaning in my bedroom last night, picked up what I thought was an empty box, "Huh, it's weirdly heavy", check inside to find my original Nintendo DS

3 panel comic Panel 1: A desperate, panicking Blue Guy screams into his phone: Come Quickly! The AI companies are in trouble! Panel 2: A Pink Guy, also on the phone, replies: Oh Shit! I’m on my way! Panel 3: Pink Guy is relaxing in his living room, having a lovely cup of tea. He has no intention of going to help save the AI sinking slop ship.

me when the AI bubble bursts

A screenshot of Kirby Air Riders with a dozen Rick hamsters posing together and saying “I’m happy!”

This is the future leftists want

Hmmm...

How does this happen? This is the 4 diamond cards I have from the current set compared to the 3 star cards I have

when you're going to sneeze and hold a tissue up then you do the pre-sneeze breath in and you inhale the tissue...a-am I right? am I?

a sign saying BLACK EGG SOLD OUT (I wanted to eat the egg)

beats hemingway by two words

For a movie from 40 years ago about time traveling to 70 years ago it holds up pretty well

Just saw Back to the Future in a cinema, what a time to be alive (the future)

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

If anyone's curious how things are going at KFC in Australia

A LOT of industry folks need to take "I think there's a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit" to HEART.

Cleaning forgotten corners of my bedroom and discovering ancient relics from lost civilisations

For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting

My lifelong dream is to be the person in an ad who saved hundreds by switching their insurance

if you'd like a special little treat please google "dave portnoy tippy toes"

Legitimately mistook this for a Windwaker screenshot at first

Rude Rude or impolite, including crude language and disrespectful comments, without constructive purpose. Highlighted Off, darkened Warn, and darkened Hide buttons.

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

you know, I never thought I'd buy a copy of the Post but I might need to frame this one

Dollaridoos and knifey-spoony belong to us now

YouTube video by alvaroduck Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater Soundtrack: Snake Eater

youtu.be/9aHQnDTd1y4?...
I really should play one of this series someday

As someone who grew up in a country where Halloween was optional, is the image I was fed by American media, of every single person in the country wearing a costume and hordes of ravenous children swarming the streets, accurate?