Alex Olney

Now I know it, it's a near-inevitability.

Sushi, but the fish is baked beans.

Me: "I want thought-provoking and intelligent responses to the stuff I put on Bluesky."

The stuff I put on Bluesky:

Put Wetrix on NSO you cowards.

b o g g y s o f t

Me and my enormous son @aaronbayne.bsky.social

Staff are allowed to have accounts wherever they like, we just (broadly speaking) as a team prefer to steer clear of it at the moment.

I used to have an account, but I closed it and moved here.

Close up of Indiana Jones' face from the promotional poster for the fourth film.

Wow, never seen Indiana Jone and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull all the way through before, and it really is proper rubbish.

His relationship with Mutt is vaguely interesting before they stop talking to each other all together.

Then you have the ants.

Nooo 🙅‍♂️

An image of DK from Donkey Kong Bananza from the DK Studio mini game. His eyes are bulbous.

Art

Pokémon Museum Designer

You got it mixed up with the poison socket again, didn't you?

Pokémon Presents the same thing they do every six months.

We can all at least take some crumb of schadenfreude from the fact that all the rich wankers ruining the globe are almost certainly dead miserable.

Bananza DOA 💀

A black and white cat called Cobweb stares at the camera. Her pupils are dilated, and she's technically not in focus, but tremendously cute regardless.

Good morning

A sparsely populated vertical planter

A completely overgrown vertical planter

I'm not saying my planter's getting out of hand, but...

Nintendo Direct confirmed to be maybe happening at some point on a day in the future (not the past, confirmed).

Will feature games.

Nintendo can't brick your console, they can prevent it from using their servers.

As for not being able to sue, just because they put something in their EULA, doesn't mean it's enforceable.

Why can't I sell my sweat? I'm making enough of it, seems bonkers that I can't monetise that somehow in 2025.

That's broken, mate.

I love my Switch 2.

I'm bringing politics back into gaming.

Four? That's insane.

Karaage

Karaage

US-based online puzzles like Connections going super hard on being US-centric because of the date.

As if they don't do the same thing every other day of the year.

Same energy as boomer pub quizzes with questions like 'who scored 2 goals on a Tuesday in the Premier League in 1962?'

I posted this to be as vague as possible as I assumed the specifics would balloon wildly out of control, and I didn't want to be seen as out of the loop.

A bald guy with a broad chest with elbow bands wearing jeans and brown boots floating in the air

It's not easy to see zoomed in this close, but when grabbing the box or looking at the full pic from far away, all I see is