Classic rookie error…..

Maher matters so little. He may as well burn an on-camera hour sharing recipes…

Someone told him the afikomen was up there….

Turns out that “being up shit creek” merely means being invited to go swimming with the Kennedys…

Why would any transgender person even consider making the supreme sacrifice of national service to a country that so consistently kicks them in the teeth in this way?

The new Pope's first remarks translate roughly to English as "at last you'll be able to get a decent hot dog in this town!"

How much would you pay if Mattel brought out a new Resistance Barbie model for Christmas?

BLESS YOU! A master class in journalism and courage. Stay in the fight!!!

Xi to 47:

You don’t have the cards.

Oh, except this one.

You can keep this one.

Chump.

Sadly, it turns out that the Pope had never developed hillbilly antibodies.

Easter Sunday: 47 advocates honoring Jesus Christ “very seriously”

Easter Monday: The financial world pays tribute to the Messiah in its own way, uttering his name virtually non-stop.

Trump did not suddenly unf#%k the tariff situation.

He merely switched from turbof#%king it to slowf#%king it.

Now it’s just a lot easier to watch your money curl up and turn black in the fire.

Monkey with a machine gun.

Millions of American jobs have been lost overseas over the last fifty years.

But WE, or specifically, our manufacturers, SENT THEM THERE….to gut our unions and to guarantee themselves a vast workforce that could be employed without benefits or safety guarantees, FOR PEANUTS.

WE PUT US HERE.

It’s the look he had the day after the first box office returns for MEGALOPOLIS came in…

WHO GIVES A SHIT????

How about sticking around and fighting with the rest of us, hmm?

Sold her soul for pocket change.

This circular firing squad craps gets us Dems nowhere.

Everything that Trump regards as proof of his strength is, in reality, a demonstration of his pathetic weakness. So now the entire world has to stand in for his goddamn Diet Coke button.

Here is 2025 in a nutshell.

The only way they can pay for what THEY WANT is to take away what YOU NEED.

Rubio’s new revenue stream: renting out the vacant space formerly occupied by his soul…

You cannot be stopped….and we will all show up for The Rising!

It’s strangely appropriate for this holiday to be associated with sales on bedding.

Because, on this President’s Day, we are all going to the mattresses…

After sabotaging the Supreme Court and letting Felon 47 slip out of his grip not once but TWICE, NOW Mitch grows a pair? How admirable that, once someone has absolutely nothing to lose, they can at last countenance doing the right thing.

Reports from Arlington cemetery of a strange hypersonic spinning sound emanating from beneath the eternal flame.

Now, the only distinction between an American ally and an American enemy is whether you get stabbed in the heart, or in the back.

Check out the app FIVE CALLS. Input your address and get a listing of Congressional reps in your area, topics on which to give your 2 cts, sample scripts, and a way to log whether you talked to a live person or left a voicemail. As the title implies, even making FIVE CALLS can make a difference.

Boy, do we need YOU right now…

Jesus just shut up with this self-pitying crap.