I was on 87 days and now I’ve got to start again.

We're going to have to go easier on him at ER this year #LUFC

Big Busty Queen

This applies to most things. If someone is hiding something it’s not because it is brilliant.

I don’t care what you think the face ain’t listening

Why wait? You’re old now 😋

His set pieces would be perfect for someone his size to get on the end of maybe Piroe can hold Willy up above his head for them

There's no badge on it like the club even know it is shit

Really nice watching the blunts and just wanting them to lose for fun and not caring if they get a last minute winner #LUFC

Milan played 11 men behind the ball for most of the game yet we had fewer shots. Not a bad game just not as exciting as you might think it would be. Italian season starts about 2 weeks after ours so Milan are still at the 14 subs stage of preseason.

Stach is doing very well

One book has been judged and can never redeem itself.

Boyo Zone

I’d imagine announcing you’re leaving before the club say has gone down well.

I said to be blindly optimistic.

It’s probably a dream I’ve had but a billionaire has said they’ll pay any amount of money to buy the land he’s buried in and charge 50c to anyone wanting to dance in his grave. So hopefully a some river dance.

They’ll be some new names on the team sheet tomorrow won’t there Leeds🤞They’ll put some random on the bench now I expect #LUFC

I was got a random sleeping bloke thrown out of a night club by balancing his bowl of chips on his head. Proper classy place 🤣

There no scam emails saying they’ve got a sound clip of you doing something embarrassing. That should be all the proof you need that mics are not to be feared.

Are you allowed to use a knife and fork?

Not saying you’re wrong but that is exactly what that would look like 😋

The lesson was to stop drinking shit

But you got that nice coat Cruella

This is bollocks. Why would I fill my head with something I’m never going to use.

There’s only one way to find out

Do you think it is weighted so people who haven’t got a ticket this time have a better chance next time. I doubt they’ve had that thought.

Hold on I’m working on the tapestry so future generations don’t forget.

Today’s clickbait is saying Wöber is coming back because he has hurt his knee so we’re going to have to kiss it better #LUFC

10 mins on Sunday let me know he should have played more just because he can take corners

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