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. @petehegseth I'm gonna foster care american children... Liberally

. @mark.rober.ca what is your stance on ICE. Tell me now or no more science

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NEW: Dear Washington Post journalists, I’ve written this for you.

Last year @theguardian.com gave away our news title & binned 100+ journalists. It sucked!

But we fought back & you can too. First a strike, then a new masthead @thenerve.news Fuck Bezos. There is another way 👊👊👊
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I will fix your mental illness. Contact me

Dad you guys didn't have a hose when you were young? Then how did you drink?

Dad: son we had to pour ourselves a glass of water 😞

And dad if you didn't have the piss tube then how did you evacuate urine?

Guys, the Dow Jones is up today 😃

It’s so cold in my flat here in Kyiv that I need to wear a scull cap and a sweater to bed.

I have double layers of underwear and socks, too. I see my breathe when I talk. That’s how cold it is in my flat. This is all because of Russian attacks on the power grid. #ukrainianview

a chimpanzee is standing in front of a fire in the dark . ALT: a chimpanzee is standing in front of a fire in the dark .

Please watch my YouTube essay...

Whole day: no electricity no water no heating
Freezing temperatures outside
Russia is a terrorist state do not forget

Stem

open.spotify.com/album/5wD1Vs...

@22-minutes.bsky.social thank you!! I had lots of fun (:

I have just discovered raw hubby material

Freezing Rain to Hit Montreal Quebec on Monday December 29, 2025

Who wants their makivnyk-ussy ate? #ukrainesky #ukrainecomedy

Me and Ghislaine sipping hooch in the grand library of the minimum security pr*son 😭❤️

List of things you can do in the metro:

1. Fold your slice of pizza, take a big ol' bite and then throw it on the ground.
2. Go up to the homeless people sleeping on the platform and start farting up a storm
3. Start farting in the wagons
4. Do list style comedy on your phone

🚨ATTENTION ARTISTS🚨

here's the method for your next album:
- hype song
- break up song
- nostalgia song
- party song
- party song 2
- skit
- mom voice mail
- break up song 2 (inspiring)
- awesome song
- a ballad with a violin

Thank me later

Life is just an endless cycle of pissing. I get up to go piss and before I'm even done my wretched bladder is already filling up again

A sorceress astounded by her freshly sculpted homunculus. A single shaft of light illuminates her creation. Bounce lighting reflects upon the sorceress. The homunculus has a flaccid butt. The maker's hands are covered in fresh clay. They are the only body parts of the sorceress that are directly lit. Faint, residual purple smoke wisps from her fingertips: the homunculus stands in an awkward pose, that of a creature freshly adjusting to its body. The homunculus has thin limbs and a hefty torso, though it is faced against the viewer. The sorceress's workshop is littered in sculpting tools, brushes, an open tome of transmutation, ceramic bowls and a pitcher of dirty clay water in which lie a few of these tools. Clay shavings are scattered about the floor. A red, runic circle surrounds the humonculus. In the dark background it is possible to catch a few failed prototypes on a shelf.

"Birth of the Homunculus"

A sorceress astounded by her creation.

This painting has been floating around in my head for months now, and I only found the right time to bring it to fruition yesterday!

(see thread for details + process shot-by-shot)

Was “ELBOWS UP”💪 a SCAM 🇨🇦?

why is it illegal to explode your dog with a rpg

I find this very touching…& also worrying. Historian @timothysnyder.bsky.social has been an absolutely essential guide to this era. And if he thinks I’m right then we’re in more trouble than we realise

❌👑 OCTOBER 18 ❌👑
NoKings.org

NEW: The British politician, his Russian intelligence handler & a Kremlin plot against the US & Ukraine.

My new piece about Nathan Gill and Nigel Farage for @thenerve_news in which we ask:

Why, even now, is no-one asking questions?

t.co/BUTtpK9C4S

When Putin talks to a Russians he consistently says that they invade Ukraine to destroy the state and nation and correct the path of history. NATO and similar framings are just for the useful foreigners.

Ukrainian designer Sasha Kanevskyi went from launching his avant-garde label in 2008 to leading Stone Island as Design Director.

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Putting "some kind of Pollack" in the race field of this job application