@llcoolscharf.bsky.social
Comedian, cat person, snack person.
May 31st:
21.05.2025 20:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Can’t sleep. Still thinking about the iris transitions in Friendship.
19.05.2025 04:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Oh wow. So clever. Never heard THAT one before.”
-Aretha Franklin
An American pope feels like cultural a-pope-riation
08.05.2025 20:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0To those who partied too hard for Star Wars Day yesterday, welcome to Revenge of the 5th.
05.05.2025 17:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s been a wild week. #boybye👋
03.05.2025 23:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Beyoncé basically Substanced herself so she wouldn’t need to do the heavy dancing bits.
30.04.2025 21:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I knew this bitch looked familiar
30.04.2025 04:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The only good Jurassic Park movie is the one where they try to open a park but it gets out of hand.
29.04.2025 23:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0White people can learn a lot from the Sinners movie like for one how to e@t pu$$¥.
27.04.2025 18:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can’t believe J.D. actually did something worse than fucking a couch.
21.04.2025 18:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As a single woman dating in Los Angeles I know how hard it is to put your faith in a man only for him to disappear after 3 days and this, girls & gays, is why we don’t fuck with boys with “J” names.
20.04.2025 21:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Make sure you save a joint for Jesus! ✝️🍁
20.04.2025 15:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Some celebrities need their last name because imagine if Marlon Brando just went by Marlon.
18.04.2025 00:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did you know today
Is National Haiku Day?
Trump is a rapi$t.
Lance Bass watching Katy Perry go to space.
14.04.2025 21:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Colorado state flag is the official flag of Passover because it splits the red C.
14.04.2025 01:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Who called it "Manischewitz" and not "Sederade"?
14.04.2025 01:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I feel like I’ve been looking for the afikomen my whole life but all I find are afikoboys.
10.04.2025 23:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Happy National Siblings Day!
10.04.2025 21:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
I don’t need to use AI to see what I’d look like in Studio Ghibli because they already have this guy
31.03.2025 18:44 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0How many hits does a musician need to get knighted by the queen because as far as I know Sir Mix-a-Lot only has one.
30.03.2025 16:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0God could’ve at least sprayed some poo-pourri before he gave us Marjorie Taylor Greene.
29.03.2025 20:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Once I took home a girl who turned out to be a ladyboy who fucked me and I liked it so I found a guy that looked like me then I put on lingerie and made myself look like an Asian girl and had the guy come over and rail me is that bad doodoo-da-doo
19.03.2025 15:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mickey 17 spoilers:
10.03.2025 02:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ross in Friends S3E2 “The One Where No One’s Ready”
09.03.2025 17:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Make America Great (Depression) Again
04.03.2025 21:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Milk, milk, lemonade, ‘round the corner fudge is made" actually sounds like a very nice neighborhood.
04.03.2025 19:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What is this? An Oscars for ANTS?
03.03.2025 06:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
