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California Governor Gavin Newsom’s Press Office has posted a video of Emperor Palpatine's voice reciting Donald Trump’s Truth Social post about Los Angeles.

I would call this epic trolling if it weren't painfully relevant.

Can we PLEEEEAAAAASE call the Qatar jet the Taco Truck??

Welp, I guess we’ll know if he’s truly qualified when they finally release that list

If tariffs are so great, why is the White House so mad that Amazon might disclose them??

"This is a hostile and political act by Amazon,"

It might make things worse. Only the wealthy could afford to be paid so little and have zero benefits by choice.

Odd looking?? We’ve seen it before. We all know what it was.

11AM: How bad could the new administration be?

4PM: And Elon did that how many times?

Oh that’s scary

Yes. My point was that they’re not as expensive as some of the Trumpers want to believe they are. And I
Highly doubt they’ll ever be cheaper.

A dozen eggs where I live, in the nicest grocery store, was $3.00 yesterday.

Don’t forget the eggs!

lol. He doesn’t know enough to do that.

You know it’s bad when Putin says it’s too far.

I’m scared you’re wrong. It’s a great day for us to remember an AMAZING leader and what being black in America was supposed to be. But with this incoming party of hatred, I’m scared for all people of color.
But, boy do I hope I’m wrong.

I was just talking about this yesterday. America does not need Greenland. He’s just not sane.

Who else feels like vomiting?
I dunno… pathological liars just do that to me.

The people lecturing us on “DEI” and “meritocracy” are a Fox host being nominated to run the world’s most powerful military and a failed businessman with 6 bankruptcies who is going to run the world’s largest economy.

I’m so glad to hear this! I’m honestly a little surprised, but so relieved.

They are desperate to report anything except what matters

Venezuelan opposition leader says his son-in-law has been kidnapped in Caracas Self-exiled Venezuelan opposition leader Edmundo González, who claims to have defeated President Nicolás Maduro in last year’s presidential election, says that his son-in-law has been kidnapped in Car...

This world is just sickening sometimes.

Honestly, as an American, please please please absorb us into Canada instead. I am begging you.

He becomes a convicted felon on January 10th. I’d assume then he has to register as well.

Costco would never!

We can all agree, no matter our politics, that chef José Andrés deserves the Presidential Medal of Freedom for his amazing work with World Central Kitchen in disaster-stricken areas across the U.S. and the world.

It’s going to be a fun little adventure

I’d say Elon is a saggy B to low C. Dondon is more like a full C to D once you hoist them up enough to get in a cup.

I completely agree! It’s going to be a long 4 years.

I thought he said they’ll each inherit $10 million. And while that’s not much comparatively, it’s certainly not nothing.

No, they can’t. But, what they’re trying to do is perpetuate wealth for many generations in their families. And that will be what happens.