@austinths.bsky.social
41 year old gay horror/paranormal media geek who can sometimes tell a joke and finds himself on stage in Provincetown, MA, perhaps more often than he should! 🤪
Thank you the love & support over the years, but for now I have to put my focus elsewhere. I’ll be sharing only my event ads and ads that friends tag me in, but it’ll be best to contact me directly. Please go squeeze the hell out of someone you love. - Austin
27.01.2025 00:57 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@itsjustmackenzie.bsky.social AWW, SNAP!! My first celebrity follower on BlueSky!! 🤩💃🦋
24.01.2025 04:32 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Upward shot of a lamp…but why dies it remind me of the hell portal from Event Horizon…? 🤔😱
24.01.2025 00:44 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
21.01.2025 03:52 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“Did you know there’s a hardcore metal band called Hatebeak and its lead singer is a parrot named Waldo?”
A question from the roomie tonight that was WAY more entertaining than anything on television! 🎤🎶🦜
Paranormal Activititties!!
👻 Booooooo-oobs!!
It’s my comfort watch 🤷🏼♀️ #horrorsky #filmsky
14.01.2025 15:22 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
This is me scaring the hell outta forty or so people with one of my true paranormal encounter stories at The Underground bar in Provincetown, MA! 👻
13.01.2025 02:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was about twelve when my family lost nearly everything in a house fire, so the LA fire news coverage is awakening an old, old ache in me.
Long story short - you’re a better human being if you don’t politicize or make light of this situation. Just shut up, be kind, and try to help if you can.
When post-nap hair loves you! ⬇️
11.01.2025 21:27 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“Austin, I need the absolute most twist-packed, WTF-laden docuseries you can think of. Go!”
The Curious Case of Natalia Grace (streaming) is 100% the wildest docuseries I’ve ever watched. Never have I watched something so completely enrapturing while also making me say “Oh what now!?!” ✅✅✅
Fifty years gone, but NEVER forgotten!
11.01.2025 16:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The coffee infusing into my waking self…this, friends, is my sunrise!! ☕️
11.01.2025 15:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Yes you can demean someone, but when possible do so in as baffling a method as possible so as it will haunt the poor bastard forever. #clamface #walrusclownyouhaveaface
11.01.2025 07:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Everything tastes like chicken.”
Chickens evolved from dinosaurs.
EVERYTHING TASTES LIKE DINOSAURS???!! 🔪🦕
This was me at 5 or 6, I think, and serves as proof positive I was a well-meaning but spooky lil’ kid from the get go! 👻 😂
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