Dennis Rooney

Next up on CBS News: Constitutional law scholar Nicholas Cage!

The cult needs to take a break from slurping in his diaper.

the people who told us to calm down because Roe was settled law are the same people now telling us to calm down because the military would never open fire on Americans

On this we agree wholeheartedly.

Sinclair broadcasting decides to play games and won't show Kimmel on their local ABC stations.

Ok guys, you know what to do.

1. Find out if your local ABC station is owned by Sinclair.
2. Find their biggest corporate advertiser.
3. We start viral posting the stations

4. We boycott the advertisers

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Bluesky right now ...

I’m just saying that when it happens I’m jumping out of bed, running to my window, and tossing a coin to a boy to buy the biggest goose in town

I can hear this picture

Joey Mannarino 180 degree turn.

Joey did a 180 so hard the Lolita Express had to re-calculate its flight path.

Also, when they visit workplaces, why aren’t the owners arrested?

Why is ICE wearing masks? What are they hiding?

The Mayor of Newark was arrested at an ICE facility—when elected officials showed up, masked agents roughed them up, including an 80-year-old congresswoman. Why?!

The first Democratic governor who sends their state troopers into an ICE field office to free someone ICE has kidnapped is going to be president in four years.

“The doctor came up to me after my cognitive exam with tears in his eyes and said ‘Mr. President, sir, we’ve never had a patient who identified every animal cracker before.’”

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graphic courtesy @pleightx.bsky.social

Oh God not again 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Here he is today, deeply concerned about economic hardship caused by his tariff scheme.

no idea who made this but it’s genius

What a perfect day for Newsmax to ring the opening bell on the stock exchange.

What if you’re so outrageously incompetent you get it done in a matter of minutes?

Senator Cory Booker concludes his record-breaking Senate Floor speech after 25 hours

Massive applause for Booker

Great read. Thank you

America taking over Greenland is a foolish idea. America destroying its relationship with Canada is utter idiocy. America applying tariffs and engaging in trade wars with neighbors is economic nonsense. A lunatic is holding America hostage and his enablers are making fools of themselves.

The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.

Tulsi Gabbard (R-Moscow): "I'm just as concerned about #SignalGate as you are, Senator. President Putin isn't going to pay me for information readily available on group chats for free."