Allie (C)zipo

No shade to Liam Hemsworth, but The Witcher just isn't the same without Henry Cavill.....

I don't think I will ever understand why people go absolutely feral for Taylor Swift

Not even gonna lie to you guys but.....I am totally here for all the Taylor Swift slander on tiktok.

If I'm too much, go find less.

No revenge, just don't ever contact me again.

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Gotta love it when you really like a guy and he really likes you but he tells you he can't commit to you because he's gonna be so busy........shit you love to hear as a woman......

How to get to Sesame Street? Kids can now head to Netflix as well as PBS The children's series has found a new streaming home — Netflix, PBS stations and PBS KIDS will air new episodes on the same day. And Netflix will also run 90 hours from the Sesame Street library.

The children's series has found a new streaming home — Netflix, PBS stations and PBS KIDS will air new episodes on the same day. And Netflix will also run 90 hours from the Sesame Street library.

Had a boy on a dating app become appalled that I wasn't a virgin and that I had sex before marriage. He then proceeds to tell me that he's a follower of Christ and proceeded to block me.......like. Ok. Go be mad.

I am that girl that will eat a tub of potato salad by herself. No questions asked.

Wildfires across the Carolinas prompt evacuations as region faces more dry conditions Sunday | CNN Firefighters are working against dry, windy conditions Sunday as they battle wildfires scorching parts of the Carolinas and forcing residents to evacuate their homes.

A wildfire near Myrtle Beach has doubled in size as dry, windy conditions fuel the blazes scorching parts of both North and South Carolina

Reason why I shouldn't talk to men with the emotional maturity of a potato: you tell him no and he gets mad and unfriends you.

Was listening to @kesharose.bsky.social today and I thought "huh....remember when Jenelle from Teen Mom 2 couldn't go to her court date because she HAD to go to the Kesha concert?". Yea. Fun times.

I really hate it when my body craves fried food and even though I already know it's a terrible idea, my body doesn't realize this till about 30 mins after I'm done eating........

I swear, every time I open social media, I just see one dumpster fire after another........

Stop picking up chaos that doesn't belong to you

It's 75 degrees. In February. I don't hate it but......what the fuck?

Honest question: if you're over 30, do you still use Snapchat? It just seems like a chore and a waste of space to have now.....

Damnit Phil! I wanted an early spring not six more weeks of fucking winter! 😭

Can we just burn our government and start over? This one isn't working out.....

Dude tiktok was banned for like 8 hours. What a joke.

One thing I ask this year is to not see the Chiefs in the Superbowl. Any other team would literally be fine.....

Funny how the government bans an app because we all collectively talk about how our government is fucking garbage......ban assault rifles? No let's not do that. Ban an app? Yea sounds better.....also Mark Zuckerberg can eat my ass. Facebook is trash and it will forever be trash.

Our government is such a joke

Well.....time to go back to just going to school and going to work. Anytime I divert my attention to a man, they show me why I should just stay in my lane...... why men gotta be sneaky?

I just my timeliness to be a mixture of funny content, cat memes, dad jokes, cool space stuff, and throw in the news for good measure.

I hope Tyson puts Jake Paul to sleep by the end of the first round......

Not gonna lie, this seems sooooo much better than twitter......