Rachie

I see dickhead Fartage has tried to get to somewhere you need a permit for without applying for it - why does he think the rules don’t apply to him?

During my recent checkup I asked the doctor, “Do you think I’ll live a long and healthy life then?”

He replied, “I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now.”

I said, “I don’t go in for all that astrology nonsense.”

He replied, “Neither do I but my thermometer just broke…”

Deform are going to join up with Restore aren’t they 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

So do we think McSweeney is toast now?

She’s growing so quick!

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🎵I think I’ve seen this film before, and I didn’t like the ending…🎶

The people who broke our country are the same people Nigel Farage is now relying on to fix it.

It couldn’t be clearer: Reform UK are simply the Conservatives with a new logo.

He’s utterly revolting G

GB News reporter Matt Goodwin is Reform's candidate for Gorton And Denton.

Vote Green to keep this scumbag out.

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Brexit - the gift that keeps on giving 🙄😔

We can only hope that final, fateful cheeseburger does its job

My son has pork pie for breakfast on Christmas morning - it’s a Leicester tradition!

Jesus wept wtf?

Madness isn’t it?!

Leadership right there

Couldn’t agree more. Revolting piece of filth he is

Go get ‘em Zack! Joined the Greens a couple of months back after 38 years as a Labour Party member - thank you for restoring my faith in politicians and speaking about trans people with dignity, kindness and respect ♥️

Absolutely spot on Jo

Well, Starmer's given everyone an easy way to get rid of him: vote Green, or indeed anything but Labour, at Gorton and Denton.

It’s very concerning

Is Morgan Sweeney behind all this?

Love this!

You can tell he doesn’t believe the words coming out of his own mouth!

This is gifting the seat to Deform. Labour are eating themselves

Agreed. Totally cowardly. And gifted that seat to Deform

This makes me sad 😔