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Bonjour de Lyon ☺️

I rag on AI a lot, but fair play to the whatsapp autosuggest response feature here

The number of broad chested twunks in the holloway road pure gym today... ooh mama

Wrapped drops just as I'm about to go see her in Brixton this eve 😌😌

It won't work x

I cropped your name out!

Un! Hinged!

Realised a long time ago that Lana does nothing for me, but am chucking thinking about how much vape smoke there's going to be in Wembley stadium next May 🤭

We won! It didn't rain!

Played too much Kirby and my fingers started to hurt so I had to go and do something else

Me: it's horrible outside so I can spend all day at home and FINALLY do all those tasks I've been putting off for months

Also me: onto my third straight hour of Kirby Forgotten Lands and it's only just gone midday 😎

🌟 Rooneyball 🌟

I can barely watch it we are so bad

It stands for Hi Tim My Love

the moustache renaissance is the best thing to have happened to the gay community since briefs were invented

I played football in the pissing rain tonight (yuck), we lost in a big way (yuck), but I like my lil gay friends I play with (yum)

New future husband working in the office canteen today, I wanna stand on his head and Ratatouille him so bad 😍

Reintro!

Name: Tim
Pronouns: He/Him 🧑🏻
Location: NE London 🇬🇧
Interests: Tomfoolery 🤪 Committing to the bit 😋 Gay stuff 🌈
Vocation: Research analyst 🤓

Your feedback is as ever appreciated and noted

Have gotten away without a hangover three days in a row

Hi it's me you're all in danger

Very clearly, Richard was your father

Chrome extension API imported almost half of the people I was following on the old place into here... is this what critical mass feels like??