Oh my god YES
Put in commercial breaks that are just improv ads.

I want to see Mike Trout advertising his keyboard that is all Ps
I want random cuts of Breaking News added between segments.
Holy shit a daily Um Actually where the watching audience participates on here or other socials

@techconnectify.bsky.social

Thank you for your words
Finally someone said the words I've been trying to say since fucking gamergate.
Fuck these goddamn fascists.

no it's fine :D

following both of your accounts is fucking wild

That shit and the leadup to it are fucking art dude I had so many feelings all at once lmao

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@lindsayellis.bsky.social
I...I can't believe you did that. Holy shit lmao
I think that's the funniest edit I've seen in my entire life.
Thank you.

gotcha covered o7

doing my yearly neurodivergent rewatch binge of @techconnectify.bsky.social content and...god you're such a fucking dork alec lol

Hi Dropout Team and also Sam Reich the pinstriped trickster imp!
I'm a legacy subscriber and I want to give you more money but I noticed that once the year is up I would return to the standard rate.
Please consider letting us revert to the legacy rate
I want to give you more money to torture Brennan

It'll be the only property I own :D

#BlueEarth #ResistanceUnited
Good morning, friends! I was watching the birds at our feeder as I ate my toast and drank my coffee. We are the guardians of so many creatures. Let’s not use lawn services or weed killers that are toxic to those who share our space. Save our little friends and our earth.

Pope Francis’s final wish was for John Cena to break Ric Flair’s world championship record.

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@thewheatgerm.bsky.social + @adamchase.bsky.social

Idk who needs to hear this but learn from it 🗣️ #IRL #IconicRealityLines #AmericasNextTopModel #ANTM #TyraBanks TikTok video by IconicRealityLines

Me when @samfromwendover.bsky.social
Fails the angry bird challenge

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8jyBmft/

New #HEMA mask!
Really upped my #fencing drip.

hey new york times just want you to know that articles like this are actually MORE interesting then 4000 eyeliners from amazon

Because that's what you do when a bully is hurting people.

It's not about winning.
It's about showing that the opposition is all talk and no bite.
And when they do bite, they're as weak as every other bully. One hit, and they'll fold.

I'm with the many voices asking the general party to embrace a new tactic

Get your loudest people in front of a mic and camera as often as possible

Get Buttigieg out there. Get AOC and Crockett talking about the issues

The American People need to see you fighting for them even if you'd lose

It doesn't matter if there's nothing to do legislatively.

Seeing you bare your teeth might feel beneath you or like "Going down to their level", but that's where we are right now.

We can't join you in "We go high."
They have brought us low regardless.

Hello Senate Democrats!

I think a major problem for us Democrats is that we don't talk about what we're fighting for.
Win, lose or draw.

we really did spend like 20 years trying to "convince" people to care about their neighbor.
all the while they genuinely believed they were the true followers of a book that's supposed to ***tell them how to fucking do it***

these people are bullies. and bullies don't care if you're playing nice.

I wonder how long it'll take for people to catch up and realize

that a very large portion of the people who voted for this to happen aren't stupid or ignorant.

they're just mean people who think others should suffer unimaginable pain because someone dared scrape their boots.

Bought! Seriously tho you guys need to use your curses more lol.

Ex-FBI Informant Alexander Smirnov Agrees to Plead Guilty to Lying About Bidens Alexander Smirnov’s deal with the special counsel overseeing the investigation into Hunter Biden could lead to 48 to 72 months in prison, though a federal judge would need to review the deal.

A former FBI informant has agreed to plead guilty to lying about President Biden and his son Hunter taking a bribe from a Ukrainian oligarch, as well as other federal charges, according to a court filing on Thursday.

assassin pov

Dude made more money dying in the back of an ambulance than I do in a month.

Being a CEO is a pre-existing condition, claim denied.

Brian Thompson made over $10 Million a year.

That means if his ambulance ride was 30 minutes long, he made somewhere close to $2400 **dying in a fucking ambulance**.

did he ever consider he's just anxious? He should have tried sleeping more.

Surgery probably would have taken longer than the approved time limit from insurance. Claim denied!

surgical bullet removal is not covered under your plan, maybe you should lose weight!