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I'm too old for this shit. I'm also too old to take this shit. So bring it. I'm proof you don't have to be a MAGAT to be armed. Alamo party at my place! πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ are safe with me!

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One day very soon, that's going to be the wrong man's daughter. Or perhaps the right man, but the point is the attacker doesn't just walk away.

You're getting awfully close to Philly for that kind of shit.

22.02.2026 08:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with dreadlocks and a beard is saying yeah i feel you ALT: a man with dreadlocks and a beard is saying yeah i feel you
22.02.2026 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a person laying on a white couch with their legs crossed ALT: a person laying on a white couch with their legs crossed

I can't believe they're still banging that "woke" drum like it means something. Even your reddest of the red supporters are beginning to realize you're a moron.

21.02.2026 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was a joke?

20.02.2026 08:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Former Prince Andrew arrested in U.K. amid Epstein investigation: Here's what we know The arrest β€” which came on Andrew's 66th birthday β€” caps a spectacular fall from grace for the younger brother of King Charles in a scandal that has dogged the royal family for more than a decade.

www.yahoo.com/news/world/a...

HEY UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT!

TAKE A LESSON HERE!

19.02.2026 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we go back to being a colony?

I mean, I'm taxed without representation every damn day!

19.02.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donald Trump's surprise Winter Olympics plan emerges after JD Vance booed Donald Trump reportedly has planned a brief Olympics visit if Team USA reached the hockey final after JD Vance was booed at the opening ceremony

www.themirror.com/sport/other-...

Well, it's not a surprise now. C'mon Italy, it's your time to shine! Don't forget the Years of Lead! Trump did that... I'm pretty sure.

18.02.2026 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is giving a thumbs up and saying `` exactly '' . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is giving a thumbs up and saying `` exactly '' .
17.02.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And unless the judge who signed the warrant is removed, it will happen again. The attorney who filed the affidavit should be disbarred.

17.02.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FAKE NEWS! Trump is going to raise federal property taxes 1000%!

17.02.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who's Benny Johnson, and why hasn’t anyone kicked the shit out of the traitorous piece of garbage?

17.02.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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www.cnbc.com/2026/02/17/d...

Toothless old man. That's you @schumer.senate.gov . Either that, or more likely, complicit. You have to know you’re doing precisely dick and just don't care. You should resign.

17.02.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But... you seem so warm and fuzzy!

17.02.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ewwwww...

17.02.2026 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like someone doesn't possess a special set of skills.

17.02.2026 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a white building with the words willy wonka 's chocolate factory on it ALT: a white building with the words willy wonka 's chocolate factory on it

More like "Candy in Basement."

17.02.2026 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We need a resistance party.

16.02.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I saw this and saved it.

16.02.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I did start the day with a big dump. If I'd thought ahead, I would have ingested some orange dye to mark the occasion.

16.02.2026 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You ain't no Democrat, Fukkkerman.

15.02.2026 09:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a netflix ad shows an explosion in front of a brick house ALT: a netflix ad shows an explosion in front of a brick house
15.02.2026 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Woman burns Kansas warehouse linked to potential ICE sale No injuries were reported in the incident.

www.newsweek.com/kansas-woman...

These are the heroes we need.

14.02.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is saying hey i got an idea in a bar . ALT: a man is saying hey i got an idea in a bar .
14.02.2026 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, we literally need to start a GoFundMe to provide the guy with a security detail.

And I don’t even like him.

14.02.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He probably farted.

14.02.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I thought he'd die sooner."

Bitch, make it look like an accident!

It's not like this DOJ has the capacity to investigate you even if they wanted to!

14.02.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How'd you like to be his tailor.

14.02.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope they swing.

14.02.2026 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When's Happy Die in a Fire Day?

I'll send them matches.

14.02.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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She reminds me of this.

14.02.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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