Jane Altoids

i actually believe women can do anything

They’re adding the U2 album to everyone’s phones again just for fun

My X got deleted, it seems it was only a matter of time on there…
Hopefully my mutuals and admirers can find me.

What a shame, I met some really amazing people through twitter 🫠

I listened to 1600+ hours of the chemical brothers
which I think is an absurd amount, but that doesn’t even count the times I listened to them on vinyl 😅

so it’s probably closer to 2000+ hours and that’s just wild

I was wondering what happened!!! I’m glad you still found me because I’m kind of dumb and don’t think I would have figured it out for a bit lol

The image is a headline from the "trending on deadline" list that reads: "Trending on Deadline 1 / Tom Selleck Signs With UTA"

It's all anybody's talking about!

I have influenced the greatest artists of my generation

Sometimes you pull stuff I don’t even remember adding to the list lol

I feel bad because there’s a lot of sincerity and passion and some REALLY fun model work near the start, but it really is just so boring

It sucks Donald Sutherland never did a Wes Anderson movie

Donald Sutherland and Brooke Adams read so strongly to me as a gay man and his straight girl best friend that I was genuinely kinda shocked when they kissed. He’s a tall, bitchy, mustachioed man with no girlfriend who’s very close with a bath house owner. In San Francisco. I rest my case.

NW

Yeah i’m one sorry

Guy who has a fight with his girlfriend and asks grok to do a vulgar roast of her

Two Female Spies with Flowered Panties (1980) Jess Franco

This is basically the same picture if you think about it -slightly louder because you didn’t look- like it’s BASICALLY the same, if you think about it

Yeah you never see him do coke in the film but he just has the energy of a guy who is insanely coked up and has no problem ripping your face off

NW

She was too good for him

Now seated at @libertyhall.bsky.social for

Put the word out to all your Hollywood friends that Jane Altoids is back

yeah I don't think Tubi bothers with quality control over what version gets uploaded to the platform, I watched this Italian Charles Bronson film on there that had like an "Action Movies Plus" logo burned in the corner the whole time lol

I’m having weird language luck on Tubi, this had burned-in Dutch subtitles. Anyway I’m still laughing at the ending. “He’s dea-“ THE END.

The worst part was the version on Tubi is in Spanish so I had to watch it on the CW app (?) which has more commercials I think and this thing was already two hours and ten minutes so this took foreverrrrrrr to watch. I refuse to believe anyone in 2017 actually sat for this whole thing in one go.