Alex Gonzalez

burnout is too real

Folded by Kehlani is the defining song of 2025.

Got everyone and their mama doing remixes in a way we haven’t seen since Marvin’s Room in the 2010s blog era.

Also shows that you can use your platform for activism and STILL reach new heights of success.

The number of people misinterpreting that 30-second Ayesha Curry interview clip and not fully understanding the principle of the matter is astounding to me.

Media literacy is cooked.

Some of my best headline work 🤭https://www.complex.com/music/a/alex-gonzalez/lola-young-lawsuit-carter-lang

charli catching strays on this taylor album...

Please report this fucking AI slop. Goddamnit. www.amazon.com/KALEB-HORTON...

Me: i’m Autistic

Them: Oh you take things literally

Me: No that’s kleptomania

Now that we’re in Q4, dropping my quarterly note to let editors know that I am available for commissions. If you’re looking for year-end blurbs and reviews, reflective essays, or coverage on upcoming albums or shows, hit me at alex.gonzalez38@gmail.com

Nah Cardi got free rein in this beef now. Nicki need her ass beat.

You don’t bring someone else’s kids into grown folks’ beef

Frozen meals from Walmart and Trader Joe's leave 4 dead and 19 hospitalized The CDC is warning consumers to check their fridges as two ready-to-eat pasta meals sold at Walmart, Kroger, and Trader Joe's locations nationwide have been recalled due to Listeria contamination.

WHAT THE FUCK

www.themirror.com/lifestyle/fo...

Hey remember when the CDC dropped 6 of the 8 foodborne illnesses from the nationwide monitoring system in July and one of them was listeria? Mentioning for no particular reason www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

Erewhon is rumored to be opening in Dallas which means the local influencer scene is about to turn up the vanity and insufferability to 100.

Those little food delivery robots look so cute crossing major intersections lmfaooo

All meek and demure like “excuse me, just delivering food, don’t run over me” 🥺

Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya, b*tch ass...

There’s a difference between people who love you and people who love BEING loved by you. Remember that.

I can tell which journalists actually thoughtfully curate their new music Friday picks versus which journalists just list what’s on the front page of Spotify and Apple lol

There will be no Jack Antonoff slander in this house. My mans did his thing on these albums this year.

Ooooo I fuck with this! It’s giving How Many Licks vibes

Man, I’m telling you…you ask God to give you a sign, and They will. Every time.

this was such a time

Omg I’m at Kroger and this mocosito knocked over a whole-ass display of Monster and a bunch of them exploded and his mom did the “jiiiii” gasp…when I tell you I damn near lost it…

Clairo, to me, is like the indie-pop equivalent of Summer Walker, in that both of them make really quick, digestible albums, but the material is still so good

Sultry Southern restaurant Velour to debut at Dallas' Victory Park An upscale restaurant serving Southern-inspired and global cuisine with a vibrant dining experience is coming to Dallas' Victory Park: Called Velour, it'll open at 665 High Market St., taking over the...

Velour opens in Victory Park this fall! Can't wait to try the lobster Benedict and Korean sticky ribs. More details in my latest for Culture Map. dallas.culturemap.com/news/restaur...

The kids are all right

While waiting to be seated at a restaurant, my kids (3 of them, 7-13) caught sight of a kids book full of AI generated images. Their mocking was ruthless.

JA Westenberg @Daojoan@mastodon.social My 9 year old and his classmates have started using “that’s AI” to mean “I don’t believe you.” Me: we’re having dinosaur meat for dinner Kiddo: that’s AI Sep 24, 2025, 07:36 AM

They've lost the 9yos

Y’all…I’m gonna hold your hand when I say this. Everything is *not* a distraction from the Epstein files. There can be multiple horrible things happening at once.

chaotic bisexual playlist incoming

It is bisexual awareness day. I am bisexual, I am aware.