@toolazytofail.bsky.social
Kindness is part of my religion, and you can feel free to hold me accountable when I fall short. Weirdest career arc of anyone you know. I have friends everywhere.
That's both serious seasoning and serious skill!
18.02.2026 02:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Brilliant. Our next set will get exposed early and often to carriers and car rides!
18.02.2026 02:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0LOCKED IN
18.02.2026 02:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I actually saw a random van-life channel make these for the first time on a video this week! He did beef, onion, rice. Sounds pretty good to me!
18.02.2026 02:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Say what you want about Shia LaBeouf
That's all
I still think these things can really substantially contribute to unwell behaviors in more of the population than would cop to it and Treating The Matrix Multiplications As A Person seems like a fantastic first step towards it
17.02.2026 16:47 β π 29 π 2 π¬ 5 π 0That's pretty!
17.02.2026 17:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm at that stage of the new job where they've provisioned my email a week before my start date and I keep logging in to assure myself that it's real.
17.02.2026 16:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hope he lands safely then steps on a LEGO when he gets home.
17.02.2026 16:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The greatest trick the devil ever played!
17.02.2026 16:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Inspiron? More like Gotsaton.
17.02.2026 15:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The most addictive Shakespeare play is Othello, itβs very moorish
17.02.2026 11:11 β π 227 π 18 π¬ 28 π 4"Ever been puked on from the sky?"
17.02.2026 00:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dudes rock.
15.02.2026 16:01 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0And if you're local to Pittsburgh, I can meet you in a public place to hand off!
15.02.2026 15:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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If you are in a position through work, school, or social life where you can safely distribute whistles, and you are in a city where ICE is active, I can hook you up. DM me. Shipping reimbursement appreciated but optional.
Please share!
My wife, reading Asimov: This is like Heinlein but without all the weird sex stuff.
Me: Of course. Why do you think we read Heinlein?
We tried one at random in Pittsburgh and it was... just okay? Is it actually really good and we got a bad day?
14.02.2026 20:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Travel safe and all the best to your ma!
14.02.2026 20:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All the best for your feline friend! I watched your Expedition 33 Maelle video today and was LOCKED IN.
14.02.2026 01:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
13.02.2026 20:20 β π 10562 π 1777 π¬ 136 π 138That looks amazing!
14.02.2026 00:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"My ancestors are smiling upon me, Imperial. Can you say the same?"
14.02.2026 00:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0IN THIS HOUSE
LOVE IS LOVE
NO ONE IS ILLEGAL
FUCK ICE
BURN THE CAMPS
That looks great!
13.02.2026 21:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thankfully either that's not popular on YouTube or the algorithm has clocked me as too old to fall for it.
13.02.2026 17:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I don't see anyone.
13.02.2026 16:45 β π 20 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0It was not part of their blood,
It came to them very late
With long arrears to make good,
When the wine moms began to hate.
You could just leave it sideways in hallways.
13.02.2026 15:38 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's camo! Helps with stealth.
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