Erika

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618 St. Johns Pl, BK

When Miley Cyrus The Climb hits like gospel

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The world is terrible, pre-order @erikajsimpson.bsky.social’s memoir and make it a little less terrible for a time

Just realized we aren’t going to see Kerry Washington and Tony Goldwyn in a movie until it’s for a Hallmark Christmas check.

Quoting with a video instead

My reaction to everything going forward because I’m tired of dispelling emotional energy, “Sit with that.” Because why don’t you?

Now you worried your selfie ugly cuz your number one fan ain’t say nothing. Sit with that.

I’m done showering people with hearts on Instagram. You start peeping that it’s not reciprocated and they acting like you a fan.

This is actually the best place to talk some shit because i have no followers and no one cares. Anonymous bliss

Need medication. Someone please sedate me.

Something about Michael Jackson being in Men in Black feels like a time discrepancy

Can you die of Waiting to be Paid?

When you look at the list of institutions they want to defund: libraries, museums, the Smithsonian, public schools, PBS, NPR, archives, you can clearly see that the real threat to an authoritarian regime is an informed and educated public

The matrix is on. It’s insane how long we’ve been like “A.I. is gonna kill us” and then just like, kept making it.

Need a blunt, a glass of red wine, and to spend 300 dollars online shopping for physical media.

I lost hearing in my left knee & getting ate from the back is only a figment of my imagination.

Oh how lucky to be alive at the same time and the same age as Jacob Anderson

My waist finna waist just wait!

Watching Big Momma’s House and the script is tight. It actually makes perfect sense that Big Momma would be like “what ever happened to that criminal you were dating??”

Calling st Patrick’s day weekend the white freaknik is crazy lmaooo

Hey bookie! I made it back!

Jamie Foxx season three theme song stuck in my head at 3:47am

*hits blunt* So what we gon do now, man?

If i had a drivers license id do so much more crazy shit

Can not STAND hearing Summertime Magic off season😤 I’m wearing a coat for christs sake

Daddy’s dead and mommy’s love life falls entirely on them and maybe a ghost or angel

The kids in Hallmark movies have to carry some serious emotional weight.

Hot Frosty is 1997 Brendan Fraser’s bag lowkey!! A goofy that’s new in town and doesn’t know how anything works but his body is tea.

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