Andy

It'll be bedtime soon, but I think I'm safe there.

Do you bite the chocolate off first?

Oh, just like the real thing then. Who needs men?

Define "a while"?

It's fine, used to it.

It was very tasty! I've made it a few times before, so easy too!

And what are you using it for?

It was a Chinese beef thing in the slow cooker, was using it to thicken the sauce.

Why have you been making fake cum?

I'm accident prone and food doesn't cater for that 😒.

Thanks, I'll give you that fiver later.

Oh God, I can imagine the mess 😂😂

I hate icing sugar so much. I'll avoid using it unless it's completely necessary.

I have to be careful with how I handle things.

This isn't therapy, Drew.

Oh I like this!

You could have loads of spin offs for the different areas. I'm looking forward to the one set in the garden centre bit.

To get to the other side?

🤭

Maybe you need to try getting dropped?

Did you go?! Did your legs survive?

Actual footage of me cooking dinner.

Those creative juices are really flowing. Is the reason all the sex has food metaphors because this novel / film / TV series is set in a kitchen?

I do too!!! 😂😂

It's a curse.

You could go to the shops with indoor trousers on?

Yes! I bloody hate icing sugar.

We've all been there.

I've got up for two reasons, to get a yoghurt and the cook dinner. I should obviously never get up.

This is my life, Rich. I can't help it.

Very cute! I could just give it a lovely squeeze!

It's glorious 😍.

Why does cornflour explode everywhere at the slightest touch?

Awwww, little ducky!