Jeremy Stanley

screenshot of simultaneous fox broadcasts of the ALDS. I like that each game shown has a player touching the brim of their cap

it is more of a hassle than it should be but i've got a makeshift ipad alds multiview going

part 2:

this feature from ESPN about NHL players who finished their careers with one game played and one goal scored was so good. split into two parts:

ah, well

arsenal-lyon proving to be a real snooze, it's last game remaining of the late kickoffs without a goal on the board

every time RedZone went to this game, it was impossible not to snap to full attention. this is the ideal commentator: treating each athletic feat as if it's a miracle (because it is!), running on pure adrenaline.

great way to troll people i guess. unless they were fans of the christian juggler who shares my name, i regret to inform them that i am merely a jeremy stanley.

i forget if i ever posted this but one time i was picking up a breakfast sandwich i mobile ordered and i heard people i couldn't see in the kitchen read my name on the ticket and one of them said "is that *the* jeremy stanley?" this bewilders me to this day

good morning!

ohhh loooord

Doing a sober, serious-minded TV interview about Bari Weiss's appointment to head up CBS News in which I make evidence-based arguments but say her name in the Borat "very nice" voice every time I mention her.

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No Good Art Comes From Greed | Defector The packages arrived square and thin and carefully wrapped on Saturday afternoon. There were three of them, but only one was mine. If I could have rejected my package, sent it back from whence it came...

good blog

taking a picture of the computer screen with your webcam on showing yourself looking kinda glum in the virtual waiting room for your therapy appointment appointment to begin. not so much these days.

going to the first and only battle on my schedule. let's get this over with

a gray squirrel standing on its hind legs with its little front paws almost clasped facing the camera stands on trimmed vivid green grass in a patch of shade

here's a squirrel i saw at the public garden a week or so ago 🐿️

i assumed the only mammoth pp unit we'd be talking about this month would be the utah hockey team's

I regret to inform you the Patriots are back

I wish I knew why ESPN makes the decision each week to produce NWSL games with unacceptable picture quality. I mean I have a lot of educated guesses that are probably right, but still.

as a revs fan currently watching this match I wish I was in your reality lol

"So when Donald Trump was running all those ads in 2024 attacking Kamala Harris as being for 'they/them,' half of his voters could visualize someone they knew who he was talking about." and they either resented their existence or disregarded them enough to still vote for Trump. dire.

i swear every time arsenal scored the sun came out and every time manchester city has scored, the sky darkened. a little on the nose if i'm being honest.

i will not complain about Manchester City's defense still being in the locker room on that Arsenal goal #wsl-live

had to check if is this the first time i've skeeted the word "penis" and, well, if i'm once again subjecting myself to this particular body horror i guess i'll bring you in on it too

how can we be sure she doesn't lurk on bsky. i mean she released a song about a penis on hashtagfcf

hmmmmmm this nagging pain i thought i could ignore hasn't gone away yet. better ignore it harder and see if that works

NFL’s New Overtime Rules - First possession per team - Which comes first: score or possession - If coin flip is heads, elect to kick or receive. Same if tails, once possessions - If a field goal is kicked on first possession, team on field must acquiesce Designed by Jon. Share with your friends if you found this helpful!

NFL’s New Overtime Rules - First possession per team - Which comes first: score or possession - If coin flip is heads, elect to kick or receive. Same if tails, once possessions - If a field goal is kicked on first possession, team on field must acquiesce Designed by Jon. Share with your friends if you found this helpful!

going to miss the orchestral cover of "in da club" we've all come to know and love during espn's wild card games