Crash Out King

It's like I'm emailing the fucking predator this bitch can't read anything if it's not highlighted or moving

Every time some videogame jabroni tries to port/make a 3D version of a 2D game and they use voxels because it used pixel art/graphics they get 1 (one) lash per ugly ass voxel I have to fucking look at.

LEARN OR COMMISSION BETTER ART

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

The one kid that recognized me was the same one that popped the fuck off for the pokemon cards we had last year.

We also learned our doorbell broke sometime between yesterday afternoon and when kids started showing up lmao

Shaw, from temu

I love knowing how to read something or look at some art. Make a face as I realize it's not for me, and then click away and find something else that I do like. Instead of, idk man. Ruining a bunch of queer people's day over it??

I only wish I could share this rare unknowable power 🥺

Normal Guy: Hey, don't they/them this trans woman. You're actively misgendering her.

Idiots clawing their way out of the dirt en masse: ACTUALLY IM DOING IT ETHICALLY BECA-

(Obvious caveat for any trans women that use/welcome they/them as one of her pronouns)

It RIPPED

Why can't the side effects for the new infusion be "gets tucked in and a little forehead kissy" I don't WANT all day headache and then insomnia. IVE BEEN UP SINCE 5AM!!!! >:(((((((((

LIKE I JUST? i cannot understand the tendency of onliners to parrot phrases they see online without ever knowing what it means. You don't even know what you're SAYING WHITE BABY...

Sounds like a problem for someone who can log into work

OF COURSE I HAVE BEEN TAKING THE MIGRAINE MEDICINE I HAVE BEEN HAVING HEADACHES AND MIGRAINES FOR TWO MONTHS STRAIGHT BECAUSE MY FUCKING NEURONS ARE UNRAVELING WHILE BCBS HAS ITS THUMBS UP ITS ASS DENYING MY ACTUAL DOCTORS ATTEMPTS TO GET ME ON A NEW MED THAT MIGHT STOP MY BRAIN LIQUIFYING YOU IDIOT

Oh? Try the migraine medicine for the migraines?? Wow thank you doctor!! Incredible doctoring! A noble prize for the good doctor!! What amazing insight!!!
Where the fuck did you get your fucking degree? The fucking garbage you hack?? I will rip you to shreds with my bare teeth

Does it count as crashing out if it's on your therapist's couch? Asking for me

I PULLED OUT ONE OF MY DREADS SNATCHING MY PHONE TRYING TO ANSWER IT I AM NOT WELL

YEARS OF HIP AND BACK PAIN!!!! 2 DECADES TO BE PRECISE!!!! And you just say okay here's a surgery date in a 2 min phone call I'm going to have a fucking melt down it's in 4 months you can't DO THIS TO PEOPLE??!!!??!!?!!

I'm on the schedule for hip surgery just like that??? It's been years I've been fighting for this for years what do you mean? You just call me and put me on the schedule? I haven't even seen the surgeon again to talk about what the fuck the surgery will even entail what do you MEAN? YEARS. YEARS!!!!

I've been crashing out for like the past hour and half because my sister used the word "emo" as an actual short hand for emotional and not to be a bitch when she sent me her thoughts about a thing I wrote. I'm so fucking mad NO ONE TALKS LIKE THAT!!!!

Feeling super good and normal about Millennium Actress on this Out of Touch Thursday

More memories from childhood keep finding their way back because, according to my therapist, I'm much more equiped to face it now but I sure wish I fucking wasn't!!!

I deserve a medal for the restraint I showed when my MIL asked me if I knew what a lavender wedding was today

fanart of Tom from Tom and Jerry as he appears in Zoot Cat

Poster that reads “when you read Harry Potter you read with Hitler”

My first and last word on her or her stupid fucking wizard shit

I'm reaching out to old friends I've lost contact with and it's so fucking scary. It's worked a few times and I'm so happy I was brave and tried, but I keep checking on one message with no response and every time it's a new form of desolation.

A screenshot of a discord message between myself and my husband. In it, I send a weird image described as "home entertainment" from amazon and ask what kind of entertainment it is jokingly. He responds parallel play, killing me instantly.

ITS JUST NOT FAIR!!!!

I'm going to start crying I have been transferred and bounced back to the main desk of this god forsaken hospital three times because they keep transferring me to the wrong department and I have to keep going off of the stupid little script i prepared because phone calls are hard

My understanding of MS treatment is that the goal is to prevent further decline/disability, So that means I'm just fucking going to be like this I guess. So then, what the fuck do I do now??? I'm not built for corporate life and my degree is uhhh kinda worthless lmao

I've stumbled over something or almost fallen like six times today alone. I almost dropped an entire bowl of food an hour ago. I feel like even when I'm mostly fine I still constantly forget words. Who wants a fucking clinician who can't remember the name of the RX they want to prescribe??

I've wanted to be some kind of doctor for quite literally my entire life, and I was hoping to apply to PA school this year but idk man I think I have to finally give up. I can't remember stuff I learned in classes a year ago. I can't even remember shit that happened to me last August.

I've gotten better at least!! I always take them at home! Out somewhere is uh, very hit or miss since I never have a bag to keep them in or pocket space.