Alex Deris

You scoundrel!

youtu.be/5m1yqrmMpec?...

Always make your variable names descriptive, folks.

Not me naming an array in a PowerShell script "$ActionableActions" lmao

DNS means DeezNutS

The Culture series: Start with Consider Phlebas, if you like that, then there are several that come after, including The Player of Games, Use of Weapons, The State of the Art, and Excession. It's pretty balls-out writing--fast-paced, interesting, full of personality. I'm enjoying things so far!

Neuromancer, Pattern Recognition, Snow Crash, Zodiac, Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits, Name of the Wind, Red Rising... Most of these have great follow-up work, too.

I absolutely love Asimov. Have you read any Iain Banks?

I like the sound of a pound of ground round!

I've also seen just "ground" occasionally used as a shortened term for ground beef... Personally though, I think that just sounds gross lol

A box of Hamburger Helper, but it's been photoshopped to absolutely mindfuck the text to oblivion. Reads: "Fetty Ooooooo Add burmbger Gambgurger Plelper Assic Peef Blasty Nasta & Flaturally Saaaaaaauceee Enlarged to show tail NO T 5.6oz (69g) Makes about NO 1 cup servings"

Not sure about other places, but in the USA, "hamburger" is also just a slang term for ground beef, and Hamburger Helper helps the ground beef become something more like a full meal. Or at least that's how I interpreted it.

"Sports dungeon" lmfao

Windows 98 Plus: Science Fiction

Today on "Skeets I Can Feel in my Teeth"

The most beautiful bread I’ve ever seen.

Whew man Streetlight Manifesto put on a REAL good show tonight.

The sheer stupidity, laziness, and incompetence that I deal with on a daily basis truly makes me wonder sometimes if I am taking crazy pills and merely hallucinating this entire experience. This shit is truly fucking remarkable.

Man I've really gotta give it to the Magothy Gateway Squisito, I ordered 10 wings and they gave me 11 wings.

A paper cup with a red-orange geometric design with white accents held out in an open hand in front of a tile wall and colorful shower curtain. As the post suggests, it is full of margarita. On the rocks, of course. 2-1-1 ratio, tequila-Cointreau-lime juice, in case you were wondering.

I have made a margarita in a paper cup for the shower.

OH SHIT A GEAM

Wait a minute, something just occurred to me... Was Largo having withdrawals in this panel? Were these things DT hallucinations?

After having to deal with Ticketmaster today, let me state clearly and unambiguously that I absolutely hate them, and of all vendors I have dealt with, they are the absolute worst at providing their service. May all of their management simultaneously contract flesh-eating turbo-herpes.

I got carded at a liquor store today.

I am almost 40. Felt kinda good lmao

MY CAT JUST RUBBED HER FACE ON MY CHEESE, SHE HAS FLATTENED MY BRIE WITH HER PRECIOUS LITTLE FACE

A screenshot of an article headline with its associated image, the article title is "Psychiatric facilities are being bombarded by AI users" and the image is a stylized image of a man doing a hard and oh-so-relatable facepalm (incidentally, the image looks AI-generated itself).

Whew, I feel ya buddy

Yeah, there was a LOT of Counter-Strike there back in the day! Sadly, this one closed down back in 2012. Hell of a night, though, they hosted one last all-nighter and the owners were in full fuck-it mode and allowed BYOPC, and I absolutely brought a 6-pack and a bottle of bourbon lmfao.

Oh man I am currently wearing a T-shirt that I got at a cybercafe I used to frequent back in the 2000s.

How I feel talking to most people

If you know what this means and why it's noteworthy then I am so sorry