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Chris Rahe

@chrisrahe.bsky.social

He/Him - I’m a middle-aged stand-up comedian who pays the bills with a social work job. I’m married to the woman of my dreams — whom I met later in life. I’m also horrified by what my country is about to become. Don’t message immediately after I follow

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F*CK ICE Unisex classic tee The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's ext...

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Check out these t-shirts I’ve made. See link 👇

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dissociation and dark humor are healthy coping mechanisms, right?

Right?

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NO KINGS St. Joseph County · No Kings **In America, we don’t put up with would-be kings.** NO KINGS is a national day of action and mass mobilization in response to increasing authoritarian excesses and corruption from Trump and his allie...

I'm attending No Kings's event, “NO KINGS St. Joseph County” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/nokings/even...

10.06.2025 15:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Holy communion will now consist of deep dish communion wafers and Malört.

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Hey DOGE, Try To Tax Deez Nutz With all the services being eliminated from the federal government, increasingly more people are asking themselves, “what am I even paying taxes for?”

Why do algorithms hate me? Because I’m telling people to not pay their taxes? Or because I mention DOGE in the headline?

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Hey DOGE, Try To Tax Deez Nutz With all the services being eliminated from the federal government, increasingly more people are asking themselves, “what am I even paying taxes for?”

open.substack.com/pub/fennui/p...

09.04.2025 03:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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7:00 am on a Thursday 7:00 am on a Thursday.

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28.03.2025 01:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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So let me get this straight, THIS is how congressional Democrats plan to stop fascism?

13.03.2025 11:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Tomorrow night we have a great comedy show raising money for a great cause. If you’re anywhere near northwestern Indiana you really don’t want to miss out!

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07.03.2025 00:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t get any engagement over here at all except I keep getting followed by bots. I really want to like this platform, but I just feel like I’m shouting into the void. #void

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TLDR; Republicans are cowards

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There will be no real elections in 2028 if we don’t act now!

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Three weeks maybe… if I’m lucky

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I’ve never been thrilled with where most of my tax dollars were spent, but at least some of it went to social safety nets, medical research, etc. DOGE is eliminating everything I was okay with #FuckTrumpMusk

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Dolly Parton Calls Out Indiana Gov Over Plan to Dump Her Imagination Library - NewsBreak Dolly Parton has called on Indiana’s governor to reverse course on plans to do away with her popular “Imagination Library” program. The country singer, wh

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How sad. Indiana wants to stop free books for kids. #FUINDIANA

20.02.2025 12:33 — 👍 16549    🔁 4331    💬 651    📌 408

🤬🤬🤬

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Seriously, how fucked are we? Obviously sending more money to some PAC isn’t going to fix things, but what will? For real? The 2026 midterms are going to be heavily rigged.

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This is why I’m trying to find a job in Chicago so I can move to a free state!

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Chairman of the foreign affairs committee of the Estonian parliament 👇🏽

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Incompetence in Washington puts every American at risk, no matter how you voted. No one should be happy that the DOGE team - the same folks who randomly published classified U.S. security information online today - wants access to your bank account & Social Security numbers.

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Now do the list of things they actually accomplished!

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I WOULD FUCKING HOPE SO!!! Jesus, Fetterman became such a bootlicking disappointment.

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Crushing depression is the new ice bucket challenge #2025

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