Michael Falk

“Miles” sounds like a narc…

I think I’ll open up the sky here with one of my most popular videos from elsewhere… the day Sir Edmeownd Hillary was found under a car at the pub. He’s been here for six months now and owns the house… 🥰

I fuckin’ love you, kiddo…

When our ancestors escaped from captivity enslavers would hire slave catchers to retrieve their "property," often for a handsome sum.

It's almost like all of this sh*t is connected.

On Wednesday a Mississippi District Attorney proposed legislation that would pay bounty hunters to help catch and deport people who are undocumented. Y'all do realize they used this same playbook with enslaved people, right?

🤣

Alright, well… here I am. Where the cool kidz at?

For anyone reading my bio, I’d like to paraphrase @hannibalburess.bsky.social: I have an Eisner nomination the same way Hannibal was nominated for an Emmy and “Juwan Howard has an NBA championship… I was on the right team at the right time”. 😂