I really need the internet to stop diagnosing me

I hate that I have to defend Kimmel. I never liked him, anyway

I caught that Heinlein reference.

Mr Ed trolls Wilbur some more

This isn't the first time you got permanently banned over there

A picture of a snake requires a "graphic media" warning?

Obligatory reference to Star Wars and Andor, specifically.

Within you are two wolves. Doctors recommend getting that number down to zero.

BoShuda

You said "a ring". We don't know which one.

One of the worst parts is the driver sitting outside. She's screaming? Business as usual. He starts yelling? Oops, better do something.

Never bake your meeting heroes.

This does not change my opinion of AI at all.

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Unless you have a full lab and the knowledge to analyze samples, you can't test for the presence of contamination in your food.

He was never an exciting man, but Califf got the work done.

We just lost two highly skilled workers because they had only worked for us less than a year. They were fired to save a rich idiot some money on his taxes.

I just knew someone would make a reference to HHGG.

This trilogy is part of the reason Star Wars is still popular. Zahn started off a long list of other novels

This girl wanted a blanket after going outside in the snow.

He couldn't even blend his makeup for his speech today