kart

hitting my poppers in planet fitness

pro tip: break in ur fresh AF1s at hip-hop class

choreo: Hannah Dusek
music: Beyoncé

tea

i’d happily let cate blanchett punch me

putting on the b-side of punisher, cracking a beer 😪

a screenshot of a “like” notification from kathy griffin on one of kart’s replies to her post

can die happy now :’)

ur a god and anyone who disagrees sucks <3

my official take on the govt rn

herbal tea is lube for the soul

started veep again…

a super close picture of kart’s cat looking directly into the camera

happy wednesday from the king himself

living my complete backup dancer fantasy in this combo 💃

choreo: hannah dusek
music: tate mcrae
vid: @kaymovement.bsky.social

i wish for kirkland brand bulk lube 🙏

Tom Clancy’s Call Me By Your Name

in every relationship there is partner who likes rocks and partner who is patient while aforementioned partner looks at rocks

piss christ on my insta story holla

mother has spoken 🙂‍↕️

listening to lorde and ripping my bong 👼

still thinking about this 💚

till i broil

hey u look like someone who could use a vocal stim

he spatch on my cock 😮‍💨

a screenshot of an account named “God” that has followed kart an hour earlier

not joking

god followed me on main 🤭

larry the lobster (but make it kink)

these stills are sending me 💀

starting the week like…

a super close shot of fridge poetry that reads “my dirty man leg”

life imitates art

a picture of a gray wall with graffiti on it that says “#neverstopgooning” and shows a rudimentary penis ejaculating and a heart outlined in blue

monday inspo 💪

some days i am diva in green, other days i am lobster with guitar