Jon

Someone's going to say 24 years and I'm going to burst into tears again

Ok, I've got to ask now, would it have been a new character or an existing one?

Shame he didn't pull a David Lynch and replace him with a tea kettle

If not they should adopt it

This has always been my read on it. AFAIR you never see him in a police station, or with other police. He pitches up, acts like a chaos imp for a day or so, then buggers off

She pitches up again in a McGann Big Finish, years after everyone assumed they'd stopped referencing the Wilderness stuff

That reminds me, Agatha Christie was an early proponent of surfing

Maro can bash on about the numbers as much as he wants, something only works until it doesn't and everyone I'm speaking to and hearing from is nonplussed at best with Spiderman. I still say in 5 years UB will be gone, question is how many players who've left because of it will go back

Still can't get my head around them doing Cathays. Love how Revpro have been going nearly 15 years and still only managed to beat them to the punch by a month

Speaking of Argos, we're long overdue an Elizabeth Duke

That was the key one for me. Blew any argument he was a system guy right out of the water

Bill has always been arsewater without Brady though

"Promoter reserves the right to alter the programme", presumably in case he drops dead

A quite insane tour schedule

This is the maddest tour I've ever seen in my life. It seems like he's doing more gigs than there are days in the year.

Felixstowe to Rotherham and then straight back down to Dartford is certainly something

I don't have much to add to the Arch Manning thing, other than to say I always thought the idea of him being a genetic powerhouse was a bit odd considering he's the issue of the only Manning brother not to play pro ball

Trying to remember how many Kenneth get up to? Wasn't that just six or seven

1817 map snipping, "Well. Well. Well."

Look what we have here then.

I was about to say something snarky,but then I checked and realised it's Dynamite's nephew and now I've learned something

A whole men's rights group going full bore because Carole King swerved Neil Sedaka

Glad I wasn't in the middle of it

The Non PRS version of It Wasn't Me playing in the pub doesn't even have the rap singing bits. Shaggy clearly irreplaceable

Love how one of the most babyface looking guys of his generation is a natural born heel

Of all the puns this has spawned, my wife's suggestion that they cap the day off with the Battle of The Bulge competitive eating match has won the day

Because I need new glasses, I've just mistaken the baubles on the pub's Christmas menu for poppies and thought they were having some sort of Remembrance Day blowout. I'll have the Chicken Breast Litovsk

However many years on, I still marvel at how expertly we were trolled with this

It's surprisingly ok. Lots of tugging and noise and afterwards it's more of a dull throb than searing pain

I'm not sure what it says about my curation that my timeline has about a million posts about Kelce's trouser furniture and none about Patricia Routledge popping off

Oh what a wonderful day to be sentient

Oooooooh. If one of them is Power 1 I'm going to grin myself inside out

The decision to go with her married name says a lot about the target market I suspect