HoneyedSatin 🍯

It's official Zayne from LaDS is in love with me and im too Dulu to listen to anything else.

My knee gave out at work.

So I think I should start writing my will.

First my computer goes to my oldest, turtle, Liam--

He's Mochi

Orange cat on his side

I think we might have the same cat

Shared via Stream Deck

You have a collected call from: Turtle Expert
Will you accept the charges?

Nah he was in disbelief someone could be so comfortable

Is there a way for Zane from LaDS to encourage me to workout cause....

I missed thursday but happy friday

CONGRATS

You are so pretty. I could cry

Baby tortoise climbing on HoneyedSatin while they lay down

Even when im sick. I get no peace.
#cold #sick #tortoise #turtle #pet

A fanny pack with Danny Devitos face on it and tufts of hair on the sides

Fanny DeVito

I am so sorry. How are you coping?

Things I believe in:
🔵 compassion
🔵 empathy
🔵 diversity
🔵 equity
🔵 inclusion
🔵 kindness
🔵 women's rights
🔵 LGBTQIA rights
🔵 black & brown rights
🔵 free speech

If you feel the same, share this, and let's connect. 🫂

a girl with purple hair looks through binoculars in the dark Alt: a girl with purple hair looks through binoculars in the dark

Im streaming. Where yall at?
Twitch.tv/honeyedsatin

Just watched knights of guinevere and ... WTF
I love it

Image of leg with dozens of fleas bites. Sticker of masked face over toes.

Image of dozens of fleas bites.

Them: Man the fleas are really biting this year.
Me: O REALLY??? I HADNT NOTICED

I did

Dozens of fleas and one spider on sticky paper.

When I said I had an infesation I wasn't playing. Also this is the second sticky paper.

Dale Gribble from king of the hill points at Artemis from sailor moon and shouts "a talking cat!!!" Artemis responds , "Dale! We dont have time for this! You have to save the world!!!" Dale lights a cigarette and responds, "and so it begins..."

@doggomage.bsky.social

Is it bad I would actually watch this?

Fanart drawings of the character Marceline from the cartoon show Adventure Time, showing her in 3 different poses and outfits

Time for my yearly obligatory Marceline drawings~

yeah.... i left like immediately

A music show poster illustration of my OC Jazmin the music witch

Music witch - Roadmix ✨🎧

Welp my partner turn away from me in their sleep. Might go cry alone

Met a guy role-playing as Charlie Kirk... he said he needed to apologize to all black people...
What a day.

I would literally die... for this baby