@sleepwalker232.bsky.social
@michaelianblack.bsky.social The reason Stephen Miller hates migrants is because his hairline decided to self deport.
16.04.2025 01:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
#SquadGoals
12.04.2025 18:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This just in: 10% tariffs on Wakanda, Dorne, and Klingon planet Kronos, because Stephen Miller is even scared of fictional powerful non-white people.
04.04.2025 00:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Y.
02.04.2025 23:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Everything is burning. At least we have cats.
30.03.2025 15:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Classy AF. No notes.
20.03.2025 01:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Look at you at being in the pocket of Big Dick.
19.03.2025 19:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I would love @saturdaynightlive.bsky.social to do a cold open about the Jubilee 20 Trump supporters take on 1 Progressive with @bowen-yang.bsky.social taking the piss out of the demeaning gay guy who is oblivious to the fact that Trans people fought for him to have rights.
12.03.2025 00:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Lago being a heat thief. Again.
08.03.2025 00:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0JD Vance is a boot licker* and couch fucker.**
*confirmed
**not confirmed but we all know it's true.
I hate my joke as much as @michaelianblack.bsky.social hates being a Tesla owner.
25.02.2025 02:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People stop spoiling the ending of how the Nazis came to power. Clearly not everyone read the books first.
25.02.2025 02:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
@wilwheaton.net showing my wife Rent-A-Pal this evening. Wonderful how you leaned into the role and found space to be charming and a monster at the same time.
23.02.2025 05:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pretty sure all the distracted, slow walking people at the grocery store are just sex crime ghosts from It Follows.
20.02.2025 02:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I can only hope to be this comfortable one day.
16.02.2025 15:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We don't deserve cats.
15.02.2025 17:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Want to watch a lot of Nazis get shot and Hitler getting thwarted over and over again? Danger 5 has got you covered.
11.02.2025 00:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It's very important you look at this orange boy right now.
06.02.2025 04:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kinda like Hawaiian Punch. Not bad.
04.02.2025 17:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Everything is on fire. At least I have new flavors of Monster to look forward to.
04.02.2025 15:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What do you think the next three letter acronym Republicans will shout anytime they want to feign outrage so they can keep doing terrible things but want to play the victim? NPR? MLS? NES? MTV?
01.02.2025 03:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Two-panel meme featuring characters from The Simpsons. In the first panel, Bart Simpson, looking distressed, says, 'I JUST WATCHED THE DUMBEST TRUMP PRESS BRIEFING!' In the second panel, Homer Simpson, pointing at Bart, responds, 'YOU JUST WATCHED THE DUMBEST TRUMP PRESS BRIEFING SO FAR.' The meme humorously suggests that each Trump press briefing is progressively worse.
Time to dig this classic out. Sigh.
31.01.2025 15:30 — 👍 6814 🔁 795 💬 79 📌 30We are living in very dark times, but a buy 2 get 3 12 packs of soda deal still gives me hope for humanity.
31.01.2025 01:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sabata knows I needed some hugs and snugs today.
28.01.2025 20:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He gets pets, or else.
28.01.2025 14:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My very first post. This is very important and all need to see it.
28.01.2025 01:59 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
