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we should start killing old people

drinking milk from a spoon like a little kitten on the italian country side lapping up latte outside a small bakery

saying freaky things in 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦

need to do shrooms and midsommar so hard right now

if you were in a quiet place would you risk hitting your pen

gotta burp like willem dafoe in poor things

q-tip in my e-spot oooh yeahhh

2 genders

handjobs are real jobs but nothing special…. maybe a neat little texas minimum wage…. here girl here’s ur 12 dollars… tax exempt <3

it’s so cool we have drugs and alcohol

what’s the word on the metrosexuals

how many times have you rawredxD today my queen

*teacher shoulder pat* go ahead and take those pickles off the sandwich for me

as in bimbo women taking on the job of executioner not executioners executing bimbos

we need more bimbo executioners

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the goonies (1985) community is DYING!!! retweet this if you’re a true #GOONER!!!

hello bluesky how r u today