Empress Viola the Bovine

Practical shooting comps basically what your dad did

Pew pews

You point at something and then the metal goes plink when you do good

Technically yes but that’s not the newest one lol

New expensive hobby developing anyone wanna guess?

Yummy yummy

Can people stop teasing me in my DMs 😭

You're not winning in life until you know how all your friends taste

Omg the pa piercing is sending me sksksk

HOW DOES SAWDUST GET IN MY CAGE

Understable 😂

My guess is 7 for a stranger depends when you bump into me. Tho idk 🤷‍♀️

It’s the worst had to climb over a chain link fence today and it was very awkward to say the least 😅

I had it for a month and never noticed lol it was a small one

My boss gave me a raise without telling me let’s goooooooo

Trans deer girls are really fucking cute.

I have such an adorable pet 🥰

A puppy play in a sunny backyard with a white fence along the back. He’s carefully leaning in to lick at a grasshopper perched on a flower. A worm lays in the grass, butterflies flutter about, a spider hangs from a tree. A bowl of mostly-eaten kibble sits in the corner. Excerpt from a poem, by Sades: “Today, a dog wakes up in his warm home, and he eats his kibble breakfast in his little bowl. He will chase bugs through the grass that was made just for him, and it will be the new best day of his life.”

from a poem by @sadesmcgee.bsky.social ♥️

#jandriSFWart

Very happy 😊

If only I wasn’t at work 😭

🫡

Omg I’m so sorry!

Anybody wanna cuddle tonight?
👉👈

Learn to like soap then 🤷‍♀️

Who says we can’t have two?

Absolutely

Regardless you should absolutely worship my tits with your mouth :)

I mean I guess technically my belly makes my body equatorial 😂

ngl.link/clairetacular

New fantasy unlocked 😳
You’ll have to clean it up though 🤭