jam

i luv smoking weed and listening to meshuggah

telling my kids this was good mythical morning

It bears repeating that 5calls.org makes it incredibly easy to contact your reps. They give you the phone numbers, a script to read, and a run down of what is happening with each issue. I just called my senators in my pjs half awake and I'll probably do it some more later

dang it’s like everyone should go on strike or something

smoking lesbian weed (lavender in the bong)

if i can’t learn this riff im gay and my whole family dies

miss u too!!!

same af 🤝

thank you monster energy, weed, and .1ml estradiol injection for my life

Happy birthday shadow

it’s my bday today everyone bow down to me also ily

ty sweetie 🫶 right back at ya

the feminine way to say no homo

sometimes it’s necessary

smoking the weed that makes you text your boss

you know what they say it’s always darkest before the bong

i have GOT to be more evil

hmmm gg

The trans urge to be bionicle

cuz he has swag wdym

i wish i was doing this rn

happy lesbian visibility day repost if you love lesbians ignore if you hate lesbians

thank u fat women for my life

if u get mad at motorcyclists for lane splitting u r a coward shit rules and i’m giving them more room to do so every single time

first date idea: you come over and watch me flush out my sinuses

wow i can’t believe weed is 2025 years old today

stoned in the crib eating tapioca pudding like an 80 year old lady tn